OT: Jokes and Riddles thread

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[buffhockey]

A blonde walks into the police station and asks for a job.

The chief says, let me give you a quick interview:

What is 2+2? The blonde says " easy, that’s four!"

What’s the square root of 100? The blonde says "I know, it’s ten"

Who killed Abraham Lincoln? The blonde says " I don’t know."

The chief says, "why don’t you go home and think about it and come back tomorrow?"

So the blonde goes home and her mom says: "how did the interview go honey?"

The blonde say: " Great! I got the job and they already have me working on a murder case!"

 

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[Judge Fudge]

So i was working tonight.

Supervisor comes by carrying Ecom to the outside:

Bryce: "Pardon Me"

Me: "Sure. What crime did you commit?"

 

[Judge Fudge]

So Bob Barker died. He was 99.

My Brother: "Closet to 100 without going over"

 

[Comeds]

"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'."
Bob Newhart

 

[puckhead]

 

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Q. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
A. Because the 'p' is silent

 

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[Comeds]

I guess she'll have to make milk toast.

 

[puckhead]

oldie but a goodie

 

[naslundfan19]

 

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Q. Do you know where I can get a toupee?
A. Not off the top of my head.

 

[naslundfan19]

 

[forty_three]

 

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Not good, but still funnier than Roseanne Barr.

 

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