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OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

Discussion in 'NHL Hockey Forum' started by Eddie_Shack, Jun 7, 2011.

  1. dash

    dash An Overwhelming Surplus of Diggity

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    "And it was Jesus who gave them to me behind the KFC"

    I thought Jesus had 12 disciples, not 11 herbs and spices.
     



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  2. dare2be

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    ...and none of those disciples were named Herb.
     
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  3. dash

    dash An Overwhelming Surplus of Diggity

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    and they never referred to Jesus as "Big Guy" either.
     
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    Judge Fudge Spearmint Chewing, Philosophical SOB

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    The gif that describes my mood now.

    Hmm.

    [​IMG]
     
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  7. jstewismybastardson

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    sabresfaninthesouth Lifelong Cynic

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    People's IQs plummet when they get within several miles of an airport for some reason.
     
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    forty_three 3 time pickleball champion

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    Good thing the waitress was there to help, amirite?
     
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    Comeds Unreliable Narrator.

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    That reminds me of something that happened on my honeymoon! Hey-o!
     
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    jstewismybastardson Lord Shitlord

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    i believe the correct term for that job position is "servant" :yo:
     
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    this now reminds me of the Sacha Baron Cohen "stowaway" scene from Eastbound and Down :shocked:

    / "Lonely are the insomniacs" :bolt:
     
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    mattola Scotchy Scotch Scotch!

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    I should not have replied to her ad
     
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    she says looking for a lifetime partner, but doesn't indicate how long the life would be.
    the devil is in the details.
     
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    hah! good kitty


     
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    Just a tiny little iceberg here....
     
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    First time that doing coke was a good choice