OT : at the casino....

[Jimmy_the_Tongue]

With my beautiful wife...she turns 40 on March 30....we have a hotel room at the Meadows racetrack and casino...22 years together ....she's given me 3 kids and 2 grandchildren ....and she says she has a bottle of KY something?...I'm happy as a pig in shit...do not disturb....and go Pens!

 

[SuperFlyer13]

For Gods sake man, what the Hell are you doing here? Get out there and enjoy..

 

[BOSSMANPC]

With my beautiful wife...she turns 40 on March 30....we have a hotel room at the Meadows racetrack and casino...22 years together ....she's given me 3 kids and 2 grandchildren ....and she says she has a bottle of KY something?...I'm happy as a pig in shit...do not disturb....and go Pens!

I hope you have Viagra or tonight is going to suck for you.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

With my beautiful wife...she turns 40 on March 30....we have a hotel room at the Meadows racetrack and casino...22 years together ....she's given me 3 kids and 2 grandchildren ....and she says she has a bottle of KY something?...I'm happy as a pig in shit...do not disturb....and go Pens!

The last two words ruined it.

Joking! Have a great time!

 

[pixburgher66]

Here's a nice song to get the ball rolling:

 

[Comeds]

Have fun!

 

[BOSSMANPC]

Have a good time Jimmy.

 

[dash]

KY something?!? Kentucky bourbon?!?

 

[puckhead]

With my beautiful wife...she turns 40 on March 30....we have a hotel room at the Meadows racetrack and casino...22 years together ....she's given me 3 kids and 2 grandchildren ....and she says she has a bottle of KY something?...I'm happy as a pig in shit...do not disturb....and go Pens!

if she utters the words "it's your turn, you bastard", just run.

 

[dash]

 

[dash]

Of course, if Marvin doesn't do the trick, there's always this classic...

 

[kenyg54]

Cradle robber!

 

[BF4L]

if she utters the words "it's your turn, you bastard", just run.

OMG I nearly pissed myself

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Cradle robber!

Nah, Jimmy himself turns 30 this year.