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Hey guys when you are on pain meds and bed rest with nothing else to do you come up with crazy surf like this, enjoy my friends. It helped me pass time so take it for what it is worth! 
If everything went WVU’s way
Game 1
Alabama
Even The Great Saban cannot change the fact he's going into game one with a unproven QB….Bama turns one dimensional with the running attack which plays right into the hands of a tough, newly implemented 3-3-5. Bama’s secondary shows the same weaknesses it did against Ok. in Sugar Bowl and Alford, White, and Shorts show the country we a really strong WR corps. Trickett turns into the leader we think he can be and the defense finally has personal and leadership to get the offense off the field on third down. CBs and the whole secondary doesn’t let a ‘Bama pass get beyond 5 yards. WVU wins in blowout. The celebration is so great that water jugs are thrown on both sides by exuberant fans and WVU players. Saban’s hair gets wet and he ends up crying on national television.
Game 2
Towson
Towson one of the best individual single season RB performances in the history of college football at any level. Terrance West led his team to the Div 2 title game with a 2500, 41 TD performance, but he is long gone and the cheerleaders are all suspended because of various hazing infractions. The Towson Tigers don’t seem to have their roar today! WVU explodes in this game and sets Morgantown a buzz as we get back to our dominating performances at home and at night. WVU defense blanks Towson in a 45-0 loss.
Game 3
Maryland
DC’s tailgate sets the WVU faithful crazy heading into Byrd stadium and we rock that place. WVU takes out its frustration on a over-confident Terp team living off what it did to us last year. Maryland Receivers, Long, Diggs and the rest of their receiving corps play for about a quarter before they decide they have had enough. Linebackers put Maryland QB on his back more times than a Taiwanese hooker. We throw a 70 spot up on the Terps and remind them why MD kids want to play in West Virginia.
Game 4
Oklahoma
Morgantown is rocking…with the Bama loss, Oklahoma is ranked two in the country. Mountaineer field is is packed; the stadium is striped and looks great on the tube and the stadium is as loud as it has ever been. Game is evenly matched until halftime. Tricket gets pulled because of injury and William Crest comes in to march the Mountaineers to a four touchdown lead to beat the Sooners and shock the odds makers on ESPN. 41-31
Game 5
Kansas
Kansas is to busy reading JR’s WV Metro news site with articles about them on it to realize they are getting ready to get steam rolled. WVU beats them in every aspect of the game, including a 99 yard kickoff return to start the second half. Wies loses 30 lbs standing in the sun as WVU has no scoring drive lasting more than 1 min. Smith, Smallwood, and Shell each go for more than 150 and that is the second half since we are truing to run the clock. Trickett and Co. keeps growing together and we are looking like a well oiled machine.
Game 6
Texas Tech
Kliff Kingsbury can not be on the sidelines this week due to an unfortunate waxing/spray tan injury. Holgerson sends a flower/Red Bull basket to his hotel room and starts to plan his game plan to drive the Red Raiders to their 4th consecutive loss of the year. The WVU Running Backs destroy a sad TT defensive line and responsible for 3 rushing TD’s. DH takes pride in sticking it to the Red Raiders and our defense is starting to flourish.
Game 7
Baylor
The match up of the year, holds personal sentiment to DC and his wife as we enjoyed the first go around and WVU’s first Big 12 game. DC is thinking about naming his kid “Trickett.” DC’s wife revokes naming privileges "’cause that sh$t ain’t happening." This year both offenses are clicking at unbelievable paces as the teams are ranked 1 and 2 in scoring offense. This year though the tables have turned and the WVU defense brings the wood. Heisman hopeful Bryce Petty dreams are dashed as he is picked 4 times by up and coming freshman Dravon Henry. Baylor’s number one WR is completely shutdown by Worley who gets no chances at a pick since there is no opportunity to throw to the WR he covers. Riddick shows his NFL potential with 5 sacks and fumble return for TD. DH pays respect to Briles and pulls the dogs off but the Bears never come within 30.
Game 8
Oklahoma State
Oklahoma St wants revenge since WVU ruined what could have been a very special season. T. Bone Pickens flies in alumni from all over the country and promises players they will not have to cut any coaches grass this week if they pull out the win. It's a back and forth battle but with Okie St losing 22 seniors they have no leadership going into the final moments of the 2nd quarter. Disaster almost strikes our Mountaineers when Tricket makes an untimely return to social media during halftime and makes one to many, “A derrr…women should be barefoot and pregnant while watching football #vaginasscareme” tweets while on the toilet. Holgerson has no choice but to bench him for the second half. But, WVU pulls it out with a 95 yard scramble by Crest who is called in to run the surprise wildcat. Micky Furari and Bob Hertzel both have to be restrained put on a 48 hour psychological evaluation.
Game 9
TCU
We dominate this game mainly because half of TCUs team is under investigation for drugs, solicitation and worst of all, illegal downloading copies of "Bridges of Madison County" and “Red-hot, Wratchet Rednecks 4 in Roofies, Roofies, Roofies." TCU’s preseason defensive MVP, Fields, never sees the field and the offense has a field day. Garrision has a career day 200 yards 3 TDs with some of his relatives on hand to watch and validates his freshman season. Trickett is still on suspension for his errant Tweets and Crest shows us the future with a 400 yard 5 TD performance.
Game 10
Texas
The Charlie Strong change has really fired up the Texas fan base and 100,000 plus has shown up for the WVU game…only problem is Strong is still holding try-outs for walk-ons since he's kicked half of his players off the team. Strong still has the team playing tough in front of the home crowd and it comes down to a 71 yard FG in a 10 mph wind by Josh Lambert to win the game. ( It also secures Lambert’s first of three Groza awards and a “random drug test” the next day.) Texas has a hard time finishing the season after this game since Karl Joseph knocked out 3 RB’s and 2 WR’s during the game…. The Texas legislature is trying to pass a law to ban KJ from the state!
Game 11
Kansas St
Thursday Night Senior Night game WE DOMINATE….after game fans trap Bill Snyder and rip his mask off to reveal he is Mr. Monty Burns. We take these guys to the woodshed, we owe these guys for two years of thrashings.
Game 12
Iowa St
In a huge surprise this is a battle of undefeated teams…they play with passion and heart and this game comes down to a 4 overtime Clint Trickett QB sneak to take the win….a crowd of 60,000 plus storm the field as we win our first Big 12 title. DH rips of his shirt only to reveal he still had his black WVU shirt on underneath. We wait for our first round game in the newly formed playoff.
In related news Pitt goes 0-12
If everything went WVU’s way
Game 1
Alabama
Even The Great Saban cannot change the fact he's going into game one with a unproven QB….Bama turns one dimensional with the running attack which plays right into the hands of a tough, newly implemented 3-3-5. Bama’s secondary shows the same weaknesses it did against Ok. in Sugar Bowl and Alford, White, and Shorts show the country we a really strong WR corps. Trickett turns into the leader we think he can be and the defense finally has personal and leadership to get the offense off the field on third down. CBs and the whole secondary doesn’t let a ‘Bama pass get beyond 5 yards. WVU wins in blowout. The celebration is so great that water jugs are thrown on both sides by exuberant fans and WVU players. Saban’s hair gets wet and he ends up crying on national television.
Game 2
Towson
Towson one of the best individual single season RB performances in the history of college football at any level. Terrance West led his team to the Div 2 title game with a 2500, 41 TD performance, but he is long gone and the cheerleaders are all suspended because of various hazing infractions. The Towson Tigers don’t seem to have their roar today! WVU explodes in this game and sets Morgantown a buzz as we get back to our dominating performances at home and at night. WVU defense blanks Towson in a 45-0 loss.
Game 3
Maryland
DC’s tailgate sets the WVU faithful crazy heading into Byrd stadium and we rock that place. WVU takes out its frustration on a over-confident Terp team living off what it did to us last year. Maryland Receivers, Long, Diggs and the rest of their receiving corps play for about a quarter before they decide they have had enough. Linebackers put Maryland QB on his back more times than a Taiwanese hooker. We throw a 70 spot up on the Terps and remind them why MD kids want to play in West Virginia.
Game 4
Oklahoma
Morgantown is rocking…with the Bama loss, Oklahoma is ranked two in the country. Mountaineer field is is packed; the stadium is striped and looks great on the tube and the stadium is as loud as it has ever been. Game is evenly matched until halftime. Tricket gets pulled because of injury and William Crest comes in to march the Mountaineers to a four touchdown lead to beat the Sooners and shock the odds makers on ESPN. 41-31
Game 5
Kansas
Kansas is to busy reading JR’s WV Metro news site with articles about them on it to realize they are getting ready to get steam rolled. WVU beats them in every aspect of the game, including a 99 yard kickoff return to start the second half. Wies loses 30 lbs standing in the sun as WVU has no scoring drive lasting more than 1 min. Smith, Smallwood, and Shell each go for more than 150 and that is the second half since we are truing to run the clock. Trickett and Co. keeps growing together and we are looking like a well oiled machine.
Game 6
Texas Tech
Kliff Kingsbury can not be on the sidelines this week due to an unfortunate waxing/spray tan injury. Holgerson sends a flower/Red Bull basket to his hotel room and starts to plan his game plan to drive the Red Raiders to their 4th consecutive loss of the year. The WVU Running Backs destroy a sad TT defensive line and responsible for 3 rushing TD’s. DH takes pride in sticking it to the Red Raiders and our defense is starting to flourish.
Game 7
Baylor
The match up of the year, holds personal sentiment to DC and his wife as we enjoyed the first go around and WVU’s first Big 12 game. DC is thinking about naming his kid “Trickett.” DC’s wife revokes naming privileges "’cause that sh$t ain’t happening." This year both offenses are clicking at unbelievable paces as the teams are ranked 1 and 2 in scoring offense. This year though the tables have turned and the WVU defense brings the wood. Heisman hopeful Bryce Petty dreams are dashed as he is picked 4 times by up and coming freshman Dravon Henry. Baylor’s number one WR is completely shutdown by Worley who gets no chances at a pick since there is no opportunity to throw to the WR he covers. Riddick shows his NFL potential with 5 sacks and fumble return for TD. DH pays respect to Briles and pulls the dogs off but the Bears never come within 30.
Game 8
Oklahoma State
Oklahoma St wants revenge since WVU ruined what could have been a very special season. T. Bone Pickens flies in alumni from all over the country and promises players they will not have to cut any coaches grass this week if they pull out the win. It's a back and forth battle but with Okie St losing 22 seniors they have no leadership going into the final moments of the 2nd quarter. Disaster almost strikes our Mountaineers when Tricket makes an untimely return to social media during halftime and makes one to many, “A derrr…women should be barefoot and pregnant while watching football #vaginasscareme” tweets while on the toilet. Holgerson has no choice but to bench him for the second half. But, WVU pulls it out with a 95 yard scramble by Crest who is called in to run the surprise wildcat. Micky Furari and Bob Hertzel both have to be restrained put on a 48 hour psychological evaluation.
Game 9
TCU
We dominate this game mainly because half of TCUs team is under investigation for drugs, solicitation and worst of all, illegal downloading copies of "Bridges of Madison County" and “Red-hot, Wratchet Rednecks 4 in Roofies, Roofies, Roofies." TCU’s preseason defensive MVP, Fields, never sees the field and the offense has a field day. Garrision has a career day 200 yards 3 TDs with some of his relatives on hand to watch and validates his freshman season. Trickett is still on suspension for his errant Tweets and Crest shows us the future with a 400 yard 5 TD performance.
Game 10
Texas
The Charlie Strong change has really fired up the Texas fan base and 100,000 plus has shown up for the WVU game…only problem is Strong is still holding try-outs for walk-ons since he's kicked half of his players off the team. Strong still has the team playing tough in front of the home crowd and it comes down to a 71 yard FG in a 10 mph wind by Josh Lambert to win the game. ( It also secures Lambert’s first of three Groza awards and a “random drug test” the next day.) Texas has a hard time finishing the season after this game since Karl Joseph knocked out 3 RB’s and 2 WR’s during the game…. The Texas legislature is trying to pass a law to ban KJ from the state!
Game 11
Kansas St
Thursday Night Senior Night game WE DOMINATE….after game fans trap Bill Snyder and rip his mask off to reveal he is Mr. Monty Burns. We take these guys to the woodshed, we owe these guys for two years of thrashings.
Game 12
Iowa St
In a huge surprise this is a battle of undefeated teams…they play with passion and heart and this game comes down to a 4 overtime Clint Trickett QB sneak to take the win….a crowd of 60,000 plus storm the field as we win our first Big 12 title. DH rips of his shirt only to reveal he still had his black WVU shirt on underneath. We wait for our first round game in the newly formed playoff.
In related news Pitt goes 0-12
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