Ongoing NHL Thread - Part Brock and Roll Four Lines

[puckhead]

first crack at allstars, in case anyone cares

 

[esls79]

I’m gonna start a Nick Cousins write in campaign. Maybe he can injure some real stars and give the league what it deserves by having a clown car leading the DoPS.

 

[forty_three]

first crack at allstars, in case anyone cares

How bad has the Blue Jackets season been? Our All Star is Boone Jenner.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

How bad has the Blue Jackets season been? Our All Star is Boone Jenner.

Yeah. He's no Tom Wilson with a whopping 19 points in 36 games.

Nobody embodies the spirit of the ASG like Tom Wilson.

 

[DevilishWon]

i had not realized how terrible a player he was

Paul Bissonnette Hockey Stats and Profile at hockeydb.com

Statistics of Paul Bissonnette, a hockey player from Welland, ONT born Mar 11 1985 who was active from 2000 to 2017.

www.hockeydb.com

He's almost as good a commentator as he was a player

 

[dash]

He's almost as good a commentator as he was a player

I haven't listened to a single solitary minute of any of his podcasts, but he must be doing something right to have such a large following.

 

[forty_three]

Nobody embodies the spirit of the ASG like Tom Wilson.

I would love it if we sent Elvis instead.

 

[forty_three]

Just realized Bjorkstrand is going. Everything started to go to shit when we dumped him, and the only thing that will fix it is bringing him back.

All star for all star trade?

 

[dash]

Just realized Bjorkstrand is going. Everything started to go to shit when we dumped him, and the only thing that will fix it is bringing him back.

All star for all star trade?

That was a bad decision by Jarmo and he hasn't really made many good decisions since that time.

 

[sbb122]

Just realized Bjorkstrand is going. Everything started to go to shit when we dumped him, and the only thing that will fix it is bringing him back.

All star for all star trade?

There’s a video floating around Twitter, Hakstol calls him into his office and asks him if he has any plans over the break. He explains he’s taking wife and kids on a vacation to San Diego, Coach then tells him he made the All-Star game and that he needs to cancel, and Bjorkstrand looks pissed off

 

[puckhead]

There’s a video floating around Twitter, Hakstol calls him into his office and asks him if he has any plans over the break. He explains he’s taking wife and kids on a vacation to San Diego, Coach then tells him he made the All-Star game and that he needs to cancel, and Bjorkstrand looks pissed off

He looked disinterested, at best

 

[jstewismybastardson]

There’s a video floating around Twitter, Hakstol calls him into his office and asks him if he has any plans over the break. He explains he’s taking wife and kids on a vacation to San Diego, Coach then tells him he made the All-Star game and that he needs to cancel, and Bjorkstrand looks pissed off

He looked disinterested, at best

Hakstol: "youre going to have to change your flight to Toronto"

 

[dash]

Might want to keep the volume low for this one...

 

[DevilishWon]

I haven't listened to a single solitary minute of any of his podcasts, but he must be doing something right to have such a large following.

Just based on his TV spiel he's a clown

 

[dash]

Just based on his TV spiel he's a clown

Oh yeah, I don't think he has much insight/entertainment to offer, but I'm not his target demographic either.

 

[DevilishWon]

No love for Brock Osweiler?

go figure....

 

[thedddd]

Yeah. He's no Tom Wilson with a whopping 19 points in 36 games.

Nobody embodies the spirit of the ASG like Tom Wilson.

Seriously. Who thought it was a good idea to put Tom Wilson in over Ovechkin, Strome or Carlson?

 

[thedddd]

Knew this would happen post hit:


I wonder how much more fallout will be from the Bedard hit?

Oh wait I know, I bet the NHL will make Smith an all-star.

 

[thedddd]

i had not realized how terrible a player he was

Paul Bissonnette Hockey Stats and Profile at hockeydb.com

Statistics of Paul Bissonnette, a hockey player from Welland, ONT born Mar 11 1985 who was active from 2000 to 2017.

www.hockeydb.com

He is right up there with the great Penguin prospects like Daniel Carcillo and Billy Tibbetts.

 

[thedddd]

I haven't listened to a single solitary minute of any of his podcasts, but he must be doing something right to have such a large following.

Him and Shitney are the Pat McAfee's of the NHL. Essentially the crypto/UFC/Joe Rogan bros that are NHL fans love them.