One story how many lies???

[TheReal_NU]

Where’s @AlaskaGuy when you need him?

 

[mcnabb7542]

Maybe the pressure is to great for him and he's afraid to come in here....

Or maybe he feels bad for Jimbo since he once posted a thread in the wrong section

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

As mayor of Fucktardia, I declare this thread: awesome

 

[socaljim242]

I mean AG has been just itching for his chance. He better not blow it with the same old Petersen/Boats/Stadium kind of thing.

Let's see if he's ready to get up on the porch with the big dogs.

Yeah but the problem is I could give a flying rats butt. I fucked up but it's all in good fun. Doesn't bother me a bit. Unlike AG online isnt my whole world. So it would be interesting to see if he's got anything other than Petersen and Russian mail order bride pics. lol

 

[mcnabb7542]

As mayor of Fucktardia, I declare this thread: awesome

Hey go find Dirt, he's all messed up seeing that guy jump of the roof of the hotel today in NYC>>>>>

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Hey go find Dirt, he's all messed up seeing that guy jump of the roof of the hotel today in NYC>>>>>

da FUQUE

 

[mcnabb7542]

Yeah but the problem is I could give a flying rats butt. I fucked up but it's all in good fun. Doesn't bother me a bit. Unlike AG online isnt my whole world. So it would be interesting to see if he's got anything other than Petersen and Russian mail order bride pics. lol

 

[B_dub]

Or maybe he feels bad for Jimbo since he once posted a thread in the wrong section

 

[mcnabb7542]

da FUQUE

I guess he was walking by a hotel and some kid ended his life like ten seconds before Dirt came around the corner

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Yeah but the problem is I could give a flying rats butt. I fucked up but it's all in good fun. Doesn't bother me a bit. Unlike AG online isnt my whole world. So it would be interesting to see if he's got anything other than Petersen and Russian mail order bride pics. lol

That's how ya roll up in here. Gotta give zero forks

 

[Guy Incognito]

Has @AlaskaGuy plorsted in this hurr thread yet?

Also, just seent OP:

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

I guess he was walking by a hotel and some kid ended his life like ten seconds before Dirt came around the corner

Aw shit...does his wife need comforting?

 

[mcnabb7542]

Aw shit...does his wife need comforting?

No I already called her...

 

[WizardHawk]

It's both Jim AND a political lib hit job.

This shit was entirely teed up for him.

Can @AlaskaGuy deliver?

 

[B_dub]

@AlaskaGuy seeing his alerts after his 10 minutes of not being on the web all day:

 

[mcnabb7542]

It's a fail, thread has been up for 45 minutes now and he didn't swoop in and "win the day"!

 

[7Samurai13]

@AlaskaGuy be choking

 

[WizardHawk]

It's a fail, thread has been up for 45 minutes now and he didn't swoop in and "win the day"!

 

[WizardHawk]

Thread title should be renamed to where the fuck is AG?

 

[ericd7633]

Seriously can't @AlaskaGuy think of anything? He was last seen viewing the CFB Forum.