O.T. State the last movie you watched and rate it

[Omar 382]

Since we've extended the reviews to more than just movies, I have another one:
The NBA 1/5 stars. What a garbage league. Tonight's big ABC match up between the number one and two teams in the Western Conference is an absolute farce. The teams are two games apart and supposedly trying to finish first to insure home court advantage for the entire playoffs. Both teams "rested" all of their starters on the way to sleepwalking through the game (currently 97-75 Spurs--hooray!). You've got teams tanking entire seasons, resting star players two weeks into the season, players more interested in garbage stats like the "triple-double" than winning. F- You NBA

Shit hasn't been the same since AI retired

 

[Omar 382]

George W. Bush: 2.5/5 stars. I'm not saying he was a good President, but the fact that 9/11 happened right when he started his term would fuck any President up. I'm convinced that if he had served the same years Clinton served, he'd be remembered as a half-decent President

 

[Omar 382]

I'm not allowed to write a review for Jefferson Quik Mart on their page, but the good people of Yelp deserve to know the truth.

And yes, surprisingly, hookers carry credit cards Cedrique...

It's actually called "Jefferson Deli Grocery" despite not having any deli anywhere inside the place. Also, they're liable to be sued for false advertising. They say "ATM inside" on the outside, but if you actually go in, there's no ATM, hence the little fiasco that ensued in November

 

[Omar 382]

"Cum on my face daddy": 4/5 stars. It got really interesting for me at the end when the plot climaxed. I would recommend, but it's mainly a "man-cave" movie

 

[Cedrique]

It's actually called "Jefferson Deli Grocery" despite not having any deli anywhere inside the place. Also, they're liable to be sued for false advertising. They say "ATM inside" on the outside, but if you actually go in, there's no ATM, hence the little fiasco that ensued in November
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that is outrageous.. Also, I never thought I'd live to see the day that a pack of Newports was 5.95 -thanks Obama!

 

[Cedrique]

The phrase "Put on your big boy pants" 0/5 stars. Why do I get the feeling that this originated somewhere on the West Coast?

 

[Omar 382]

The phrase "Put on your big boy pants" 0/5 stars. Why do I get the feeling that this originated somewhere on the West Coast?

I agree!!! I always hated that shit. Usually came out of the mouth of condescending prick's too

 

[Omar 382]

Sports SportsHoopla: 3.5/5 stars. Not bad, but not nearly as good as ESPN circa 2008/2009. Plus a lot of loser assholes on here

 

[Cedrique]

I agree!!! I always hated that shit. Usually came out of the mouth of condescending prick's too

I cringe every time I hear some professional sports announcer use that

 

[Cedrique]

Sports SportsHoopla: 3.5/5 stars. Not bad, but not nearly as good as ESPN circa 2008/2009. Plus a lot of loser assholes on here

word--I actually liked the fact that ESPN did not censor "trolls" that would visit the Phillies board from other fanbases. (of course the Phillies were actually good then so maybe that helped)

 

[Cedrique]

The best was in I think 2007 when the Mets had a 7 game lead with 20 games left or something, then lost like 18 out of 20 to blow it and let the Phillies win the division.

 

[Omar 382]

Last one, then I'm watching S3 of The Wire.

Baltimore: 0.5/5 stars. If it wasn't for The Wire, your sorry ass city would get no stars. I've actually only been there like twice maybe, but you just know it's a gay city when Joe Flacco is the face of it. Also, no hockey or basketball teams? You can't even really consider it anything but a B-rated city when it doesn't have all the teams from the four main leagues. Lastly, fish is fucking nasty. I've always hated fucking fish, and they eat it like it's fucking cheesesteaks.

Fuck you Baltimore, gayest city in the entire fucking world (or galaxy- I don't know a lot about aliens but I doubt they would intentionally make a city that gay with all their technology being they built the pyramids and shit)

 

[Omar 382]

The best was in I think 2007 when the Mets had a 7 game lead with 20 games left or something, then lost like 18 out of 20 to blow it and let the Phillies win the division.

7 and a half up with 17 to go. That was my second year following the Phillies every day. I think there was a poster on there called "7 1/2 with 17 to go" or something lol

 

[Cedrique]

7 and a half up with 17 to go. That was my second year following the Phillies every day. I think there was a poster on there called "7 1/2 with 17 to go" or something lol

"Epic Fail", does not do that collapse justice

 

[Omar 382]

Ok, very last one. My first Phillies game (6/13/07): 5/5 stars. Aaron Rowand hit a pinch-hit grand-slam in the 8th inning to win the game, and we swept the White Sox. Also, Jim Thome made his return to Philly that day and I cheered for him on his first at-bat (of course, today I'd boo his ass). He was my first favorite player

 

[Omar 382]

"Epic Fail", does not do that collapse justice

Do you remember when we swept them in that 4 game series in August? And in the second or third game of the series Carlos Delgado hit that ground ball that wasn't even going to be a double play, but some Met asshole went out of the base path and interference was called and the game ended? That shit was fucking classic

 

[Cedrique]

Ok, I'll leave the thread on a positive note

 

[Omar 382]

Mets slip with Marlon's slide

 

[Cedrique]

Do you remember when we swept them in that 4 game series in August? And in the second or third game of the series Carlos Delgado hit that ground ball that wasn't even going to be a double play, but some Met asshole went out of the base path and interference was called and the game ended? That shit was fucking classic

No, for some reason I don't remember that one

 

[Cedrique]

Was that former Phillie Marlon Anderson?