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you bank invites you to go see a concert in their corporate luxury box. :o
Even worse news..... it's Nickelback :(

oh well, I guess I can try to get as much value as possible for my interest charges by eating and drinking as much as humanly possible.
 

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They just want you out of the house so they can foreclose on it.

You should have took the mysery box. It might have been a boat.
 

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Is it impolite to show up with an iPod with those noise canceling headphones?


I guess I don't care if it's impolite, fuck Nickleback.
 

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Is it impolite to show up with an iPod with those noise canceling headphones?

I guess I don't care if it's impolite, fuck Nickleback.

In highschool there was a kid whose mom took her to a Motley Crue concert.
She sat in her seats wearing a Walkman (which was the style at the time) and doing some knitting.

what's that old saying: If you owe the bank a hundred dollars, it's your problem; if you owe them a million dollars, it's their problem.
 

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Nickelback tickets!?! Boy, those banks just can't learn their lesson, they just keep pushing paper that they tell us has value, but we know isn't really worth anything.
 

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In highschool there was a kid whose mom took her to a Motley Crue concert.
She sat in her seats wearing a Walkman (which was the style at the time) and doing some knitting.

what's that old saying: If you owe the bank a hundred dollars, it's your problem; if you owe them a million dollars, it's their problem.

There used to be a lady with season tickets to the Joe that would come and knit the whole time. During the playoffs, she would sometimes lift her head if a goal was scored, lol.

And people say Detroit crowds aren't raucous enough.. ha!
 
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