Wild Turkey
Sarcasm: Just one of my many services.
Of course they didn't find anything. Like I said, somebody did it very convincingly. It isn't like Auburn didn't have time to cover everything up or pay off the investigators. No way that happened, couldn't have.
You believe whatever you want to believe, dude. I've got no problem with you.
Meanwhile, I'll choose to believe in something other than angelic recruiting where Mr. Newton was concerned. Sure, everybody had a panic attack and he signed with Auburn because everything was done so squeaky clean that way. Uh-huh. I smell several rats and I just don't buy that.
Did you really propose Auburn paid off the investigators? That's crazy talk.