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I'll try to not exceed the character limit on this post... but I'm getting almost too pumped to freaken type this out.
As you all know, and as we have discussed -
The Virginia Tech Hokies (#thechosenones, #hooowners, #Godsconferencetoppick, #yolosux, #hashtag, #yourmom) will be playing The Cincinnati Bearcats (#missingCUSA, #notarealschool, #anythingtogetthefuckoutofohio, #claymates) at Fedex Field (#worstNFLgamedayexperience)
on September 29th, 2012.
This. Needs. The. Most. Epic. Tail. Gate.
Yes, I'm aware Tailgate is one word... but that was dramatic... for a reason. This fucking party needs to be USC and Boise State rolled into a joint and dipped into pure liquid Miami '03 and blazed all fucking day long. I don't want to be able to walk on the 30th. I want to have to call out sick for October.
All great events need planning. I want to be ahead of the curve on this one as Fedex Field tends to have more rules than a Pyongyang "Happy" Camp and they're nearly as fascist about applying those rules to you, I and all of Hokie Nation.
This Thread will attempt to -
I'm not going to put this as a goal, but perhaps we can extend the olive branch to any brave souls from the SportsHoopla Cincinnati board who care to see what a real football team, a real tailgate and real fans look like.
That's all I can type for now, I'm getting too fucking jacked. I'm going to run around my office parking lot a bit after I watch another 2012 Season preview.
As you all know, and as we have discussed -
The Virginia Tech Hokies (#thechosenones, #hooowners, #Godsconferencetoppick, #yolosux, #hashtag, #yourmom) will be playing The Cincinnati Bearcats (#missingCUSA, #notarealschool, #anythingtogetthefuckoutofohio, #claymates) at Fedex Field (#worstNFLgamedayexperience)
on September 29th, 2012.
This. Needs. The. Most. Epic. Tail. Gate.
Yes, I'm aware Tailgate is one word... but that was dramatic... for a reason. This fucking party needs to be USC and Boise State rolled into a joint and dipped into pure liquid Miami '03 and blazed all fucking day long. I don't want to be able to walk on the 30th. I want to have to call out sick for October.
All great events need planning. I want to be ahead of the curve on this one as Fedex Field tends to have more rules than a Pyongyang "Happy" Camp and they're nearly as fascist about applying those rules to you, I and all of Hokie Nation.
This Thread will attempt to -
- Localize as much Hokiehoopla talent in one section of the FedEx Parking Lot
- Catalog the HH attendees who want to be part of this debauched historical event
- Maximize resources of said group by eliminating duplicative efforts
- Make sure there are girls dancing on an RV
- Ensure there is a gaudy gimmicky drinking thing... perhaps in ADDITION to an ice luge
- Make sure there is a healthy mix of booze (in ample supply) to keep these 4,5 above in business until game time
- Organize loud music with a good mix of tunes that a) most people enjoy b) hos get slutty to c) includes Enter Sandman at regular intervals
- Correct Grammar where necessary (for example, grammar should not be capitalized here)
- Ensure drinking songs filled with conquest, mead-clouded love making and victory are written and sung long after this event and everyone at it have passed from the earth
I'm not going to put this as a goal, but perhaps we can extend the olive branch to any brave souls from the SportsHoopla Cincinnati board who care to see what a real football team, a real tailgate and real fans look like.
That's all I can type for now, I'm getting too fucking jacked. I'm going to run around my office parking lot a bit after I watch another 2012 Season preview.
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