My sources confirm...

[Used 2 B Hu]

...That Mike Shanahan is trying to get himself fired from the Washington Redskins so that he can become the next head coach at Texas.

What? It's no crazier than any of the other batshit rumours floating around, is it?

 

[BAMA801]

hey in our crazy society, anythings possible.. But i highly doubt that scenario.

 

[757Hokie83]

...That Mike Shanahan is trying to get himself fired from the Washington Redskins so that he can become the next head coach at Houston.

What? It's no crazier than any of the other batshit rumours floating around, is it?

almost right, FIFY

 

[WhiteMamba]

 

[Tharvot]

The list of top potential replacements is laughable.

Saban, Meyer, Tomlin?, the Harbaugh bros, etc etc. Its ridiculous.

 

[outofyourmind]

Here's the realistic list of Texas replacement coaches
1) Art Briles
2) Mike Gundy
3) Jim Mora
4) Slim Pickins

 

[WhiteMamba]

The list of top potential replacements is laughable.

Saban, Meyer, Tomlin?, the Harbaugh bros, etc etc. Its ridiculous.

i heard they are working on a controversial experiment to bring the ghost of either Lombardi or Bear back to coach Bama.

Top two paranormal candidates at this point.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

I believe UT can hire whichever guy they want. If they want to pry some B1G or PAC coach out of his cozy confines, they can do it. But some of the better coaches in the country are locked up with LTC's and buyout clauses en sech.

 

[RobToxin]

Here's the realistic list of Texas replacement coaches
1) Art Briles
2) Mike Gundy
3) Jim Mora
4) Slim Pickins

You left out Lane Kiffin.

 

[BAMA801]

The list of top potential replacements is laughable.

Saban, Meyer, Tomlin?, the Harbaugh bros, etc etc. Its ridiculous.

Possibly, but not nearly as laughable as the prospect of Ohio State winning a BCS Championship game in the next 25 years. Something for you to think about.

 

[Ironbreaker]

Possibly, but not nearly as laughable as the prospect of Ohio State winning a BCS Championship game in the next 25 years. Something for you to think about.

OK Sakau.

 

[BoomerNTX]

My sources tell me that after a quarter century of turning the Dallas Cowboys from a great to a very mediocre team, Jerry Jones, who fancies himself a coach, will be taking over the reins as UT's head coach. UT may not have much success on the field with him, but Jones will make them even more prosperous at the bank.

You're welcome.

 

[Tharvot]

i heard they are working on a controversial experiment to bring the ghost of either Lombardi or Bear back to coach Bama.

Top two paranormal candidates at this point.

Haha, Landry too.

Why not call up Belichick while they are at it?

 

[Tharvot]

OK Sakau.

Thought Alts were discouraged here.

 

[Codaxx]

...That Mike Shanahan is trying to get himself fired from the Washington Redskins so that he can become the next head coach of the Texans.

What? It's no crazier than any of the other batshit rumours floating around, is it?

Fixed it for you.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

My sources tell me that after a quarter century of turning the Dallas Cowboys from a great to a very mediocre team, Jerry Jones, who fancies himself a coach, will be taking over the reins as UT's head coach. UT may not have much success on the field with him, but Jones will make them even more prosperous at the bank.

You're welcome.

YES! Well done...

 

[TexasExes98]

My sources tell me that after a quarter century of turning the Dallas Cowboys from a great to a very mediocre team, Jerry Jones, who fancies himself a coach, will be taking over the reins as UT's head coach. UT may not have much success on the field with him, but Jones will make them even more prosperous at the bank.

You're welcome.

Weak, very weak. Sounds like a "dad" joke.....

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Fixed it for you.

That Hokie fan posted the same...hmmm...one person says it, they're crazy. Two people says it, it's now a conspiracy. Three people says it...

 

[Tharvot]

That Hokie fan posted the same...hmmm...one person says it, they're crazy. Two people says it, it's now a conspiracy. Three people says it...

BREAKING NEWS: There's "some talk" of Shanahan having interest in the Texans' coaching vacancy.

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

...That Mike Shanahan is trying to get himself fired from the Washington Redskins so that he can become the next head coach at Texas.

What? It's no crazier than any of the other batshit rumours floating around, is it?

Kubiak's at the front of that line. Step back Shanahan!