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Manti Te'o has a real girlfriend

SJ76

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I had a girlfriend once too when I was at the strip club, but when I left and called her she was always too busy unless I came back to the strip club.
 

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El Oh El Aye, Lo-ho...LA

Lo-lo-lo...la-Loooolaaah

wah-wah-wah-wahn, wah wahn!
 

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So he goes from having an imaginary dying chick to a plastic one doused in makeup with a rap sheet. I guess that's a step up...


I still think he was in on his "catfishing" though.
 

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At least being a petty criminal and stripper, her beard duty rental rate is going to be affordable compared to celebrities that do it expecting weekly trips to Rodeo Drive stores.
 

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Maybe it's "Bon Jovi" Nicole? She does kinda' look like a Puerto Rican version of that sissy Jon Bon Jovi.
 
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