Let's Go Phillies

[Omar 382]

fraudco doing "Fraudco things"

What'd he do? Must have nodded off for a little bit

 

[Cedrique]

What'd he do? Must have nodded off for a little bit

Error

 

[Omar 382]

Go color a fucking zebra, Joseph

 

[Cedrique]

I think Schmitty's math is a little off. Joseph should have a walk every 4 At Bats? That seems a little optimistic

 

[Omar 382]

Error

Thanks. Without Retro's play-by-play, I'm in danger of having lapses in my recollection of every Phillies games to my grandkids in 50 years.

"You see kids, in those days, when you went to the doctor because you had insomnia, they gave you these old pills called 'Ambien' and told you to watch a couple innings of the current Phillies team of the time..."

 

[Omar 382]

I think Schmitty's math is a little off. Joseph should have a walk every 4 At Bats? That seems a little optimistic

Hahahahahahaha- I'm not listening, but that's a gem. That would be a 25% BB%

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[Omar 382]

F U Werthless!!!

 

[Cedrique]

Werth Less

 

[Cedrique]

Is that Fraudco's mother? Or is she a fraud too.....

 

[Omar 382]

Is that Fraudco's mother? Or is she a fraud too.....

I'm not listening, but I can put 2 and 2 together.... that's racist

 

[Cedrique]

Fraudco employing the "Matador" defense on Werth's "double"

 

[Omar 382]

Ha-Ha!!! Screw you Werthless

 

[Cedrique]

Ha-Ha!!! Screw you Werthless

That's karma for yelling at that kid in the outfield stands when he was a Phillie

 

[Omar 382]

That's karma for yelling at that kid in the outfield stands when he was a Phillie

Shit, karma can reach back as far as like 7 years? I thought I was in the clear over that double-homicide I pulled in Detroit in '11

 

[Cedrique]

Shit, karma can reach back as far as like 7 years? I thought I was in the clear over that double-homicide I pulled in Detroit in '11

I don't think karma applies in Detroit

 

[Cedrique]

Let's go Nava

 

[Cedrique]

Is it an overstatement to say that Nava is the greatest Phillies pickup since Ty Wigginton?

 

[Omar 382]

I don't think karma applies in Detroit

Good, because Devil's Night is a shit-ton of fun, and if a couple of kids are inside the dilapidated buildings and get burnt alive- well that's just the cost of doing business and I shouldn't be held accountable

 

[Omar 382]

Is it an overstatement to say that Nava is the greatest Phillies pickup since Ty Wigginton?

Letting go of "Big Fly" Ty Wigginton was almost as big an injustice as the rights to the beat of Queen and David Bowie's "Under Pressure" being sold to Vanilla Ice so he could make that gay Ice Ice Baby song

 

[Cedrique]

Letting go of "Big Fly" Ty Wigginton was almost as big an injustice as the rights to the beat of Queen and David Bowie's "Under Pressure" being sold to Vanilla Ice so he could make that gay Ice Ice Baby song

I never realized those rappers actually paid for the rights to all the songs they ripped off. I just figured they threatened them and shit.