Let's Go Phillies

[Omar 382]

In case I forget to check in during the game, let me get this out of the way----Lively is garbage!

Some "Weekends With Schmidt" fan

 

[Omar 382]

Fuck Cueto and his dreadlocks

 

[Guy Incognito]

Interesting to see how Lively does

Faced the minimum through one inning.

Sell high!

 

[Omar 382]

Faced the minimum through one inning.

Sell high!

Yes, either that or demote him based on the hard contact. Either way- I better not see his sorry/amazing ass trotting out to the mound for the second inning

 

[Cedrique]

Wait, I'm back. I forgot about weekends with Schmidt. The tricking will have to wait

 

[Cedrique]

fail Cesar

 

[Cedrique]

So far this guy seems to have a "lively" arm

 

[Cedrique]

Keep walking the pitcher, great strategy

 

[Cedrique]

How is Lively still in the game? It's the 7th inning! This kid is a Warrior!

 

[Omar 382]

Wow, I haven't been following MLB lately due to my pimp's rigorous schedule, but this offense is dominant! We're probably in second or third place in the Wild Card race, right?

 

[Omar 382]

Howie Kendrick Cap Anson was right. This is what happens when you let monkeys play baseball

 

[Cedrique]

Same ol' dildoes. Trying to figure out how to ruin Odubel's big day

 

[Omar 382]

Odubel Herrera is single-handedly carrying this team on his back. They should have extended him with a large contract when they had the chance- now he will command hundreds of millions!!!

 

[Omar 382]

Franco! When will people start realizing this guy is for real?

 

[Omar 382]

Now Galvis- has anyone checked to see if we're in first place yet?

 

[Cedrique]

I'm sure we're at least in easy striking distance. I am soooo glad the front office didn't panic and bring in a bunch of minor leaguers.

 

[Guy Incognito]

Now Galvis- has anyone checked to see if we're in first place yet?

We're on pace for 95 wins still, right?

 

[Cedrique]

Nick Pivetta is ROY, and it isn't even close

 

[Guy Incognito]

It's about goddamn time they figured out how to hit this fat tub of shit.

 

[Guy Incognito]

Break up the Phils!

Four straight wins?!?!