Game Thread: Jeter ASG drinking game

[HammerDown]

"selfless"

 

[HammerDown]

the astors have a midget all star?

Astors? You drunker 'n me tabvacos?

 

[hokiehi21]

Not a bad job by Clip, not bad at all

 

[HammerDown]

"once in a generation player"

 

[tabascojet]

"captain of major league baseball"

 

[HammerDown]

"never strikes out. evar."

 

[da55bums]

We shoulda just done take a drink every time you hear "consummate professional" or "example at every level" or "just does everything right"

excuse me while I hurl in the nearest trash can

Can't wait for an ASG without one single fuckin Yankees gloryhound

"Sacrifices himself every time he comes to the plate"

Puhleeeeeeease

well, this would be the last year til Robertson uses what he learned from Rivira in about 12 years.

 

[HammerDown]

"magician at the plate"

 

[BUD]

Jeter wont be forgotten.

 

[HammerDown]

"once cured Downs Syndrome with his tears"

 

[navamind]

I just got home... I'm guessing some of you guys got rushed to the hospital?

 

[HammerDown]

Jeter wont be forgotten.

"Not as long as I'm alive!" Joe Buck and Tim McCarver

 

[tabascojet]

13 years of forced 7th inning patroitism and counting....

 

[Msfann]

And now singing the national anthem, Derek Jeter!

 

[HammerDown]

"once fed the left field stands with two loaves and five little fishes"

 

[HammerDown]

And now singing the national anthem, Derek Jeter!

"Tonight we'd like to dedicate the National Anthem to DereK Jeter!"

 

[tabascojet]

good thing ws home field advantage is based on this game with morons like that in the stands... bartman come home!

 

[StanMarsh51]

[YOUTUBE][/YOUTUBE][ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mHxgzotMms]The Other Guys - Yankee Clipper - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Tapey]

"Alexi has the honor to replace our lord and savior Derek Jeter."

 

[moxie]

Instant classic by CBS!