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Jared Allen signs ceremonial one-day contract to retire a Viking

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Can only imagine the fun this guy's going to have now that he's retired.


Other than hunting, can't think of anything. His wife put collar on him once they tied the knot. If you recall, it's because of her, that he cut the mullet.

Curious if he has a place in the media. He's always been fairly well spoken and thoughtful.
 

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I loved watch Allen play and really wanted him to sign with the Hawks a couple years ago. This is my all time favorite highlite reel hit from him though:

 

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:clap:

One of the best characters the NFL has had in recent years, especially considering how many shitty personalities we've seen come through. Glad he could go out on his own terms.
Cheers to what will likely be one of the funnest retirements an NFL player could ask for. :suds:
 

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Time to go back and finish that degree from the Culinary Academy.
 
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