Is David Bowie and/or his music gay?

[Omar 382]

Pretty much everything about the '80s was gay.

Get out of town! You callin' these studs gay?!?

Actually, RP is completely right. I just went to listen to the Bowie/Queen collab, and the entire suggestion screen thumbnails for different videos looks like a who's who of '80s gayness.




Going top to bottom, we've got Mercury exhibiting some questionable hand-placement of a phallic object in proximity to face, Collins; same thing, Ron Jeremy if he was gay, John Oates striking the gayest possible pose when standing next to a bandmate, and Bowie dressed up as a clown in (what I assume is) some weird sort of creepy homage to John Wayne Gacy.

Even a straight shot of Madonna's rack can't save this sequence of '80s video thumbnail images

 

[Carnzo]

As was said here. More gay than a pastel pillow in the back seat of a pink VW bug.

 

[Omar 382]

Is bowie's music gay? I present to you, exhibit A:

 

[GNG]

 

[Tai Chi≈Surfing]

I'm shocked some of you so called "80's music buffs" haven't posted any Culture Club vids yet.

 

[Tai Chi≈Surfing]

Bowie was an icon. One of a kind & once in a lifetime artist.
An original musician, writer, composer, performer, artist & human being in every sense of the word.
Loved, respected & admired all over the world. Transcending generations, cultures & ideologies.

 

[R.J. MacReady]

Haha ...Someone please tell what was the last thing that was said before Harden made that face.

Oh man that is priceless.

 

[TheDayMan]

So have we reached a consensus yet- is Bowie a cocksmoker? (figuratively of course)

The answer is no. Even if he did happen to smoke a cock or three.

 

[TheDayMan]

Yeah, but Labyrinth.

You know how random, forgotten shit just pops up out of nowhere in a cluster sometimes? That happened to me with Labyrinth a couple weeks ago. It just randomly worked it's way into my life a couple times within about 3 days.

It holds up, by the way, cuz Bowie and Muppets.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Don't know if it's gay, but his music was definitely terrible.

 

[TheDayMan]

Don't know if it's gay, but his music was definitely terrible.

Not every music artist can meet your standard of at least one washboard and jug solo in every song. Okay?

 

[broncosmitty]

Yes, he was gay.

Yes, his music was gay.


But gay in the good way. Where everybody wears eye shadow and gets off thanks to Mick Jagger.

 

[Tai Chi≈Surfing]

Not even sure what relevance his alleged sexual preferences or his personal proclivities have, or had to do with the greatness that is, and always will be, his music.

 

[Omar 382]

Not even sure what relevance his alleged sexual preferences or his personal proclivities have, or had to do with the greatness that is, and always will be, his music.

Lighten up Francis. I literally set out 3 or 4 sentences in the OP to say that I don’t give a fuck if he was actually gay. I didn’t think it was necessary, but I put it in in case the fainting brigade came by and then tried to sue on grounds of a lack of couches offered

 

[Nosferatu]

Who gives a fuck! Bowie was awesome, he was one person who was so many different people with his music!

 

[Tai Chi≈Surfing]

Lighten up Francis. I literally set out 3 or 4 sentences in the OP to say that I don’t give a fuck if he was actually gay. I didn’t think it was necessary, but I put it in in case the fainting brigade came by and then tried to sue on grounds of a lack of couches offered

Thanks for proving once again how stupid & utterly silly you are for....
1) making this dumb & unnecessary thread in the 1st place, and 2) for thinking & assuming I was referring to you....but yeah.....lol at "his mannerisms", amirite?




Troll harder....Do better.

 

[Rex Racer]

I am not asking whether or not Bowie was homosexual in his sexual orientation (in actuality, he could be said to be bisexual, though that may or may not be true- I think he was interested in just women).

What I am asking is if you consider his act, his mannerisms, and his music "gay."

For example, Freddie Mercury is fucking awesome (Queen is probably my second favorite rock act after Bowie). He was also most certainly gay, whether you were talking about his act, his mannerisms, or his music. Elton John is one of my favorite singers- and (in addition to being attracted to men) his entire act was gay.

So please understand that I do not mean it as a pejorative or put-down. Bowie is my second favorite musical artist of all time, and I do not care whether or not he was actually homosexual.

Ok, if this isn't making any sense, imagine this scenario.

Spoiler: Scenario

Person A: Want to go grab dinner and then see the George Michael concert?
Person B: Uhhhh, dude, you do realize that we're not dating.

Now, replace "George Michael" with "Led Zeppelin" in the first scenario. Completely reasonable question, and Person B likely says yes without thinking twice.

Where does "David Bowie" fall in on this George Michael/LedZeppelin concert scenario scale?

Bowie was less gay than you.

But, yes, he was ghey as fuck.

Hope that clears things up, shit for brains.

 

[Rex Racer]

Bowie was an icon. One of a kind & once in a lifetime artist.
An original musician, writer, composer, performer, artist & human being in every sense of the word.
Loved, respected & admired all over the world. Transcending generations, cultures & ideologies.

Puh leeze, he made some good music and he made some shitty music. Not surprised that you are head over heels for your fellow gobbler though.

 

[Tai Chi≈Surfing]

Puh leeze, he made some good music and he made some shitty music. Not surprised that you are head over heels for fellow gobbler though.

geez...go back to bed and take your meds, idiot.

 

[Rex Racer]

geez...go back to bed and take your meds, idiot.

Take that cock out of your mouth before you address me, faggot.