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I received a request for this to be about UCF, but the Knights sadly haven't made it to the level of great message boards to choose from for angst yet. So then I thought about Michigan or maybe even Houston, but Houston losing shouldn't be a surprise and the Wolverines lost to Wisconsin and there's no shame in that.
Instead, we go to the SEC where losing just means more. This brings us to Fayetteville. The one in Arkansas, not Tennessee, Georgia, or North Carolina. The one in North Carolina is known for being a military town. The one in Georgia is known for being an Atlanta suburb of some sort. The one in Tennessee is known for being the midway point between the Jack Daniel's plant and Huntsville, Alabama and for their air occasionally smelling like fine whiskey when a nice breeze blows southward.
This weekend, the one in Arkansas is known for San Jose State's greatest football triumph in some time. Here now, highlights from a special vent thread for the SJSU/UA contest at an anonymous Arkansas Razorbacks fan message board, from pregame to postgame.
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I don't think even the darksidiest of the darksiders will have much to vent about for this game. It's San Jose State.
Hopefully, this thread will not be deemed necessary.
This SHOULD be a walk away win.
Oooooooo sh$%
When someone runs by you from San Jose st you are slow.
We sure this isn't USC?
I wasn't planning to be in this thread today, but here I am
Literally playing “We ready for y’all” in the stadium. Apparently we weren’t.
I made the mistake of watching LSU and Auburn offenses today. Now I’m depressed.
Am I the only person that is sick of the fansville darn?
I'm sicker of the boy band commercial.
Welp
Man, Colorado State must suck ass.
This here is called development.
Lol.
A horrible horrible development.
I saw somewhere early in the week someone said be happy because this will be the last win (if we win) until November....looking a lot like it
Who schedules these juggernauts for our out of conference?
All week when posters were counting SJSU as a gimme, I cautioned about taking them lightly...
Watching the Hogs is sort of like watching a house burn, you can't help it even thought you know something bad is happening.
So we got like 4-5 years of this before we can hire a real coach?
Why does every little underdog team come in and play with more heart than our Hogs? The Hogs play like their head coach, a passionless, boring nothing.
This is pitiful. We are so dead in SEC play.
It's dead here in the stadium, play calling is as bad as it has been and so is the defense
Even the SECN commentators are dumbfounded by how bad we are
Ok, fire his ass. I’m convinced.
The sideline reporter summed it up best: "They might wanna strip their gear again.."
This is Charles Barkley golf swing terrible.
Can they stop playing "We will rock you" when we're getting our asses handed to us by a terrible team?
Bad sign when the vent thread is as long as the game thread.
Thought I'd seen all the devastation and destruction I could working in the flood this week...
The SECN announcers are openly laughing at us.
I need much alcohol
Dear Bobby, We may have made a mistake. We realize now is was not a women on that bike with u.
Cocaine would be great right now
Vaping seems like a better option these days than watching this...
I hate my life
This isnt whiskey bad, it’s tequila bad.
Oh my god
Flipping touchdown. Fire Chavis at half.
Fire Chad Morris!
This one no one recovers from.
On another thread recently, someone said "we can't make their QB look like Aaron Rogers"...
Gentlemen, meet Mr Rogers....
But but but, we are an SEC team!
had to quit watching. Early in the game. I just cant. Watch.
Coach was right....we have Nomentum...
Somebody came to play today.
And is isn't us.
Mods canned the vent thread,wish they could can the Coach!!!!!
Well, it's half time. At least JSS can't score on us for the next few minutes.
When do we put in the first team ?
That was weird, the thread disappeared and then reappeared.
Oh well, Vent on.
Its like Chevy Chase on Vacation but football instead. We're never gonna make it to Wally World.
Just block someone, anyone
Good gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwddddddddddddddd.
I cant stand it anymore. I'm going to stop watching. I know some of you will have some bad things to say, but I cant stand a butt wipping by a 3rd rate team that Tulsa beat!!!!!!
It’s official, the game thread has become a vent thread also; we have two now.
I had tickets to the comedy club tonight, but decided that watching Arkansas football would be worth more laughs. I'm happy to say, they haven't disappointed. Well done, haaaawwwwwwwwgs. Woo-pig sh***y.
Ok I’m out. Good night
We will establish the run, if we can get to the fifth quarter.
We're on the 3rd row and we've left.
I'm done. Fire this damn clown.
You have got to be kidding me
We just lost the game. Poor everything
13+ years since this team has beaten a P5 team. Their head coach is 4-23 at the helm. And he will walk away tonight with more wins over Power 5 teams than Chad Morris has. Let that sink in.
FIRE SOMEONE!
San Jose St with more SEC wins today than Arkansas has had the past two years.
Wow. No hope for Arkansas football. We're stuck with a third rate coach who has no possibility of making this program a winner. Arkansas football is dead.
Shut her down.
OMG, that QB is cross eyed and he beat the crap out of us.
We are on Life Support. Somebody will have to turn it off.
At least my Saturdays will be free for a few years.
I can't support this body of work anymore. I can't pick another team, but I don't have to support this terrible program with my dollars until the administration and boosters pull their heads out of their collective butts and commit to winning instead of hooking their people up.
I never liked the Morris hire. What we see today is what I predicted. I supported him anyway because I support the Hogs.
Not anymore. For the first time in over 37 years, I will not watch any more games until someone, somewhere shows the will and commitment to winning.
Instead, we go to the SEC where losing just means more. This brings us to Fayetteville. The one in Arkansas, not Tennessee, Georgia, or North Carolina. The one in North Carolina is known for being a military town. The one in Georgia is known for being an Atlanta suburb of some sort. The one in Tennessee is known for being the midway point between the Jack Daniel's plant and Huntsville, Alabama and for their air occasionally smelling like fine whiskey when a nice breeze blows southward.
This weekend, the one in Arkansas is known for San Jose State's greatest football triumph in some time. Here now, highlights from a special vent thread for the SJSU/UA contest at an anonymous Arkansas Razorbacks fan message board, from pregame to postgame.
---
I don't think even the darksidiest of the darksiders will have much to vent about for this game. It's San Jose State.
Hopefully, this thread will not be deemed necessary.
This SHOULD be a walk away win.
Oooooooo sh$%
When someone runs by you from San Jose st you are slow.
We sure this isn't USC?
I wasn't planning to be in this thread today, but here I am
Literally playing “We ready for y’all” in the stadium. Apparently we weren’t.
I made the mistake of watching LSU and Auburn offenses today. Now I’m depressed.
Am I the only person that is sick of the fansville darn?
I'm sicker of the boy band commercial.
Welp
Man, Colorado State must suck ass.
This here is called development.
Lol.
A horrible horrible development.
I saw somewhere early in the week someone said be happy because this will be the last win (if we win) until November....looking a lot like it
Who schedules these juggernauts for our out of conference?
All week when posters were counting SJSU as a gimme, I cautioned about taking them lightly...
Watching the Hogs is sort of like watching a house burn, you can't help it even thought you know something bad is happening.
So we got like 4-5 years of this before we can hire a real coach?
Why does every little underdog team come in and play with more heart than our Hogs? The Hogs play like their head coach, a passionless, boring nothing.
This is pitiful. We are so dead in SEC play.
It's dead here in the stadium, play calling is as bad as it has been and so is the defense
Even the SECN commentators are dumbfounded by how bad we are
Ok, fire his ass. I’m convinced.
The sideline reporter summed it up best: "They might wanna strip their gear again.."
This is Charles Barkley golf swing terrible.
Can they stop playing "We will rock you" when we're getting our asses handed to us by a terrible team?
Bad sign when the vent thread is as long as the game thread.
Thought I'd seen all the devastation and destruction I could working in the flood this week...
The SECN announcers are openly laughing at us.
I need much alcohol
Dear Bobby, We may have made a mistake. We realize now is was not a women on that bike with u.
Cocaine would be great right now
Vaping seems like a better option these days than watching this...
I hate my life
This isnt whiskey bad, it’s tequila bad.
Oh my god
Flipping touchdown. Fire Chavis at half.
Fire Chad Morris!
This one no one recovers from.
On another thread recently, someone said "we can't make their QB look like Aaron Rogers"...
Gentlemen, meet Mr Rogers....
But but but, we are an SEC team!
had to quit watching. Early in the game. I just cant. Watch.
Coach was right....we have Nomentum...
Somebody came to play today.
And is isn't us.
Mods canned the vent thread,wish they could can the Coach!!!!!
Well, it's half time. At least JSS can't score on us for the next few minutes.
When do we put in the first team ?
That was weird, the thread disappeared and then reappeared.
Oh well, Vent on.
Its like Chevy Chase on Vacation but football instead. We're never gonna make it to Wally World.
Just block someone, anyone
Good gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwddddddddddddddd.
I cant stand it anymore. I'm going to stop watching. I know some of you will have some bad things to say, but I cant stand a butt wipping by a 3rd rate team that Tulsa beat!!!!!!
It’s official, the game thread has become a vent thread also; we have two now.
I had tickets to the comedy club tonight, but decided that watching Arkansas football would be worth more laughs. I'm happy to say, they haven't disappointed. Well done, haaaawwwwwwwwgs. Woo-pig sh***y.
Ok I’m out. Good night
We will establish the run, if we can get to the fifth quarter.
We're on the 3rd row and we've left.
I'm done. Fire this damn clown.
You have got to be kidding me
We just lost the game. Poor everything
13+ years since this team has beaten a P5 team. Their head coach is 4-23 at the helm. And he will walk away tonight with more wins over Power 5 teams than Chad Morris has. Let that sink in.
FIRE SOMEONE!
San Jose St with more SEC wins today than Arkansas has had the past two years.
Wow. No hope for Arkansas football. We're stuck with a third rate coach who has no possibility of making this program a winner. Arkansas football is dead.
Shut her down.
OMG, that QB is cross eyed and he beat the crap out of us.
We are on Life Support. Somebody will have to turn it off.
At least my Saturdays will be free for a few years.
I can't support this body of work anymore. I can't pick another team, but I don't have to support this terrible program with my dollars until the administration and boosters pull their heads out of their collective butts and commit to winning instead of hooking their people up.
I never liked the Morris hire. What we see today is what I predicted. I supported him anyway because I support the Hogs.
Not anymore. For the first time in over 37 years, I will not watch any more games until someone, somewhere shows the will and commitment to winning.