I'm a lying sack of shit.

[moxie]

This isn't polite.

Dude. Focus on what's important here and quit trying to derail the conversation.

 

[Inquisitor95]

I'll be sure to make my way to the west coast and drop by your house and make you a sandwich. Gender role reversal, show of friendship, and proving my epic sandwich making skills.

@moxie, make sure he takes the first bite.

 

[DetroitFan*]

Dude. Focus on what's important here and quit trying to derail the conversation.

I wake up in the morning and can't spell my name. Telling me to focus is like trying to tell a bear to stop shitting in the woods.

 

[DetroitFan*]

@moxie, make sure he takes the first bite.

And the first drink... he is swift with the roofie placement.

 

[fknhippie]

I saw you go into a pet shop once and you started licking the gerbils. I don't know if that qualifies as normal.

Hey, I grew up in California, that's what we do. They need to be moist before insertion.

 

[Inquisitor95]

Hey, I grew up in California, that's what we do. They need to be moist before insertion.

You're not going to be in the next GEICO commercial, I hope.

 

[moxie]

I guess today is a good time for you to start.

 

[DetroitFan*]

Hey, I grew up in California, that's what we do. They need to be moist before insertion.

Well, since you put it that way, carry on!

 

[BigRedMoe]

Hey, I grew up in California, that's what we do. They need to be moist before insertion.

Was filming Unfaithful as fun as it looked?

 

[Jakology]

yer welcome.
hey, when you 'go away'...
can I have your car?

I'll have to think about it.

 

[Harry Seaword]

Yes I do. Asians and redheads are my go to.

Stop it with the fucking lying. Nobody is attracted to Redheads, nobody....

 

[Jakology]

Stop it with the fucking lying. Nobody is attracted to Redheads, nobody....

You're the lair! Redheads are hot AND crazy. That's an epic combo.

 

[H2S]

Stop it with the fucking lying. Nobody is attracted to Redheads, nobody....

fer sure. they're crazy and smell funny. unless you have a cold. then they're just crazy.

 

[tabascojet]

page 12 and you havent threatened to kill or sue anyone yet......i dont think youre doing this "im going to take a break" correctly

 

[fknhippie]

Stop it with the fucking lying. Nobody is attracted to Redheads, nobody....

 

[TheDayMan]

Stop it with the fucking lying. Nobody is attracted to Redheads, nobody....

 

[Banned 10x]

And that my 'puter is a stupid double-posting piece of shit.

double posting won't get you two likes. Nice try

 

[Banned 10x]

And that my 'puter is a stupid double-posting piece of shit.

double posting won't get you two likes. Nice try

 

[fknhippie]

^^ what he said.

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[whywork2]

What have we learned here today?