If you were the NFL's Commish..

[Wazmankg]

I think it means that there are alot of Domes that would go to waste and Owners don't like losing money....The Owners like Jerry Jones wouldn't have any part of it......Thats a billion dollar stadium and there not going to just tear it down because fans from other teams want to see Dallas play out doors.

This ^^^. Too many existing domes, including a relatively new one right here.

 

[Stomp]

How can you not access a satellite via DirecTV to get Sunday ticket? You should be able to do that even if you live in an igloo. You can even get it to your phone or Ipad. Obviously you have internet so you can get the Sunday ticket. I couldn't live without it.

Well I can't get a satellite signal because trees are blocking the signal and Direct tv told me they don't offer the online package unless I get a tv package

 

[WMU1979]

Too many existing domes, including a relatively new one right here.

So you implement a rule that all new stadiums are outdoor stadiums and I grandchildren will enjoy football as it was meant to be played.

 

[themuzzer]

So you implement a rule that all new stadiums are outdoor stadiums and I grandchildren will enjoy football as it was meant to be played.

100 percent outdoor games isn't feasible.....Too Many owners own domes......Money rules all and fans can only complain about it.......It's not right or wrong, simply put it won't change.

 

[WMU1979]

100 percent outdoor games isn't feasible.....Too Many owners own domes......Money rules all and fans can only complain about it.......It's not right or wrong, simply put it won't change.

This is a fantasy thread...go piss on someone else's fantasy.

 

[Rollingthndr]

Every team must have cheerleaders, and topless.

 

[themuzzer]

This is a fantasy thread...go piss on someone else's fantasy.

Give me football without helmets, Solve lots of problems.....That's my fantasy.:rollseyes:

 

[broncosmitty]

My fantasy is thndr taking over as commish.

 

[RobBase]

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods.

The bear says to the rabbit "do you have trouble with shit sticking to your fur?"

The rabbit says no. I don't.

So, the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

 

[themuzzer]

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods.

The bear says to the rabbit "do you have trouble with shit sticking to your fur?"

The rabbit says no. I don't.

So, the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

Not cool at all.....Not one bit......Then again I wonder if owl feathers would stick? Hmm I'm gonna have to do some research on that.

 

[broncosmitty]

Playing outside for everyone is just unrealistic, though I like the idea. I like instant replay and think that if you win a challenge you should get to keep it... no limit. Why penalize a team because the refs are having a bad day ? I like the rest.

It is pretty unrealistic. But not nearly as much as my loony ass running a multi billion dollar business/entertainment group/retail chain/league. I'd also outlaw White jerseys and white pants being worn at the same time. It's a shitty look. Eapecially after Labor Day. Or is it Memorial Day? Either way, it looks stupid and a lot of AFC teams do it, and Id stop em.

 

[broncosmitty]

I'd also change the The Redskins to The Washington Noble Savages. A peace pipe would be involved in logo. The Jaguars would only play road games, and no longer would be in a division. And there would be a 2:00 PM and 5:30 PM start on Sundays every week. ESPN would lose MNF. And the Pro Bowl would be disbanded for a skills competition/veteran combine. I'd also have Matt Millen thrown out of the Hall of Fame. (Whatever that's its not officially affliated, i don't care, Im the Commish dang it). Then Id resign, with thndr as my hand picked successor. (Remember, all games are outside, and it gets cold in Minnessota)

 

[Stomp]

Matt Millen is not in the hall of fame(not the Football hall anyways) That would be crazier than letting Charles Haley in

 

[Thruthefog]

My first act as commissioner. Have Roger Goodell publicly hanged. It would have to be a 'Woodstock' type of thing. So many people would want to attend, it wouldn't be fair to have it in a stadium.

 

[Rollingthndr]

Matt Millen is not in the hall of fame(not the Football hall anyways) That would be crazier than letting Charles Haley in

It is an insult to Lions fans that they have that clown on TV, explaining football.

 

[Thruthefog]

My second act as commissioner: Let Suh beat Merton Hanks in the crotch until his scrotum ruptures.

 

[broncosmitty]

You've painted some disturbing mental pictures on this thread Thruth. I like it.

 

[Thruthefog]

You've painted some disturbing mental pictures on this thread Thruth. I like it.

Actually I can't take all the credit. Law and Order provides me with a lot of disturbing mental pictures. But thanks anyway Mitty.

 

[broncosmitty]

DunDun

 

[Thruthefog]

DunDun

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