Georgia at South Carolina, by the numbers

[Used 2 B Hu]

1) Spurrier won his 200th game as coach of an SEC team on Saturday night, putting him third on the all-time list behind Paul Bryant (292) and Vince Dooley (201). A win next week against Dooley's Bulldogs would tie him for second.

2) Georgia completely owns the all-time head to head record at 44-17-2 and the SEC head to head at a more modest 14-8 (7-4 at home, 7-4 away). In the last ten contests UGA is 6-4.

3) The average score of the games since 1992 all favor Georgia: 21.9-17.7 overall; 28.2-21.2 in Athens, and 15.5-14.1 in Columbia

4) The average Georgia fan takes 2.7 penile-type objects up the rectum every year.

5) Median IQ's for Carolina grads are 15-25 points higher than UGa graduates.

6) Median IQ's for Carolina students are 30-45 points higher when comparing to all Georgia students, most of which never actually graduate.

7) Georgia fans are 100% more likely to have sex with random farm animals than Carolina fans.

8) Studies have shown that there is a direct correlation between being a Bulldog fan and having chronic conditions such as acne, halitosis, dandruff, or the crabs.

 

[fredmccallyRTR]

I may pull for USCe just to see chaos in the SEC East.

 

[Bandwagonbo2]

 

[Wild Turkey]

I maybe off on my math but I'm working those numbers and they = Grade A ass whipping for SC.

 

[Bandwagonbo2]

I may pull for USCe just to see chaos in the SEC East.

Something tells me that after watching SC get its ass handed to them the first game, then meander through an ECU team they should have beaten easily, that Georgia is going to mount and hump them the entire game. Gurley is going to make them his bitches and Spurrier will have to "Jerk a few of his players off" at halftime just to get them to play the second half.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

I maybe off on my math but I'm working those numbers and they = Grade A ass whipping for SC.

Studies have shown you ^^^ to be a ghey...

Something tells me that after watching SC get its ass handed to them the first game, then meander through an ECU team they should have beaten easily, that Georgia is going to mount and hump them the entire game. Gurley is going to make them his bitches and Spurrier will have to "Jerk a few of his players off" at halftime just to get them to play the second half.

...and 4 out of 5 urologists agree that you ^^^ have a teeny weeny peeny.

 

[Bandwagonbo2]

Studies have shown you ^^^ to be a ghey...



...and 4 out of 5 urologists agree that you ^^^ have a teeny weeny peeny.

Thats funny, they sure did holler like it hurt them a bunch when i had them bent over.

 

[Codaxx]

Thats funny, they sure did holler like it hurt them a bunch when i had them bent over.

I didn't know you were a priest.

 

[bravesfan]

Why are there so many unsolved murders in South Carolina?
There are no dental records and everyone has the same DNA


How do you make University of South Carolina cookies?
Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.


Why are rectal thermometers banned at the University of South Carolina?
They cause too much brain damage!

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Bandwagonbo at the last urologists' convention:

 

[mrwallace2ku]

Thats funny, they sure did holler like it hurt them men a bunch when i had them men bent over.

FIFY Bo...thought that's what ya meant by "them" anywhoze...

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

1) Spurrier won his 200th game as coach of an SEC team on Saturday night, putting him third on the all-time list behind Paul Bryant (292) and Vince Dooley (201). A win next week against Dooley's Bulldogs would tie him for second.

2) Georgia completely owns the all-time head to head record at 44-17-2 and the SEC head to head at a more modest 14-8 (7-4 at home, 7-4 away). In the last ten contests UGA is 6-4.

3) The average score of the games since 1992 all favor Georgia: 21.9-17.7 overall; 28.2-21.2 in Athens, and 15.5-14.1 in Columbia

4) The average Georgia fan takes 2.7 penile-type objects up the rectum every year.

5) Median IQ's for Carolina grads are 15-25 points higher than UGa graduates.

6) Median IQ's for Carolina students are 30-45 points higher when comparing to all Georgia students, most of which never actually graduate.

7) Georgia fans are 100% more likely to have sex with random farm animals than Carolina fans.

8) Studies have shown that there is a direct correlation between being a Bulldog fan and having chronic conditions such as acne, halitosis, dandruff, or the crabs.

I'm guessing they will be fuckin' chickens this weekend.

 

[olympicoscar]

Georgia has the potential to do a job on South Carolina.

 

[Bandwagonbo2]

I didn't know you were a priest.

Yep

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

I'm guessing they will be fuckin' chickens this weekend.

This guy gets it.

And now a picture montage from last year's Clemson Homecoming parade:

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

wood

 

[Bandwagonbo2]

Bandwagonbo at the last urologists' convention:

I remember them as being much taller somehow

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Jimmie status: Unrustled

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

wood

I sure hope you're talking about the THIRD pic...

 

[mick7-1961]

1) Spurrier won his 200th game as coach of an SEC team on Saturday night, putting him third on the all-time list behind Paul Bryant (292) and Vince Dooley (201). A win next week against Dooley's Bulldogs would tie him for second.

2) Georgia completely owns the all-time head to head record at 44-17-2 and the SEC head to head at a more modest 14-8 (7-4 at home, 7-4 away). In the last ten contests UGA is 6-4.

3) The average score of the games since 1992 all favor Georgia: 21.9-17.7 overall; 28.2-21.2 in Athens, and 15.5-14.1 in Columbia

4) The average Georgia fan takes 2.7 penile-type objects up the rectum every year.

5) Median IQ's for Carolina grads are 15-25 points higher than UGa graduates.

6) Median IQ's for Carolina students are 30-45 points higher when comparing to all Georgia students, most of which never actually graduate.

7) Georgia fans are 100% more likely to have sex with random farm animals than Carolina fans.

8) Studies have shown that there is a direct correlation between being a Bulldog fan and having chronic conditions such as acne, halitosis, dandruff, or the crabs.

1.The Gamecocks had to struggle to beat East Carolina ????

2.Gamecock fans are 99.9% more likely to be inbred.

3.Gamecocks fans really know how to hum bobo.

4.Gamecock fans REALLY like their nickname...