Series Thread: First Round: San Jose Sharks vs. Edmonton Oilers

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[jstewismybastardson]

my bad ... not the son of Daryl Katz ... I guess Meatloaf stayed in Edmonton after he collapsed at a recent concert there

 

[forty_three]

Looks like a sausage fest. Where are all the tier 1 ladies at?

The women's restroom is on the other side of the arena.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

the women are the toilets


/ maybe a bit much

 

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Todd McLellan is adjusting the lines for game 2 - I'm hearing they will be the following:

Maroon McDavid Draisaitl
Lucic McDavid Eberle
Caggiula McDavid Kassian
Poulliot McDavid Pakkarinan

Klefbom McDavid
Larsson McDavid
Sekera McDavid

I don't know how Connor can play both forward and defense at the same time, but if anybody can do it, he can.

 

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Tomas Hertl is a strong as a bull.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Tomas Hertl is a strong as a bull.

yup !

but I thought Kris Russell was a cowboy? more like a bullfighter on Hertl here before Martin scores ...Ole!

 

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Hertl must be a little colo(u)r blind, he's mistaking orange for red and charging full force.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Really liked Hertl's game.

ooh, Hi there!

 

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Sharks twitter feed is upping their troll game:

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

That is legit a woman who ate her way to the top.

 

[esls79]

Sharks twitter feed is upping their troll game:

It's too bad the Kings missed the playoffs this year if only for their twitter game. Perhaps some of it has rubbed of on the Sharks finally.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

 

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Shamlessly stolen from another board:

Concourse Roars, “McDavid in Five!” as Sharks lead Oilers 1-0 in Series

The atmosphere at Rogers Place was electric last night as a new generation of Oilers’ playoff fans packed the concourse for a mere $80.00 a head; a price even the skinflintiest Connor McDavid supporter could not argue with. Despite that the opposition overcame a two-goal deficit and went on to win in overtime, the McDavid faithful were undeterred in their belief that the Oilers' wunderkind would carry the team to the second round, and chants of, “McDavid in Five! The Dream is alive!™” were still being heard around the arena long after the game had ended. The same optimism was abundant at the Oilers’ head office as Stew MacDonald, Chief Commercial Officer, was absolutely gaga over finally having a little playoff revenue to spread around. “This is fantastic. This absolutely fantastic!” raved MacDonald. Not content with the revenue from a mere one game loss, before the night was out MacDonald had summoned his sales and marketing team for a brain-storming session on how to maximize the opportunity. As of press time “McDavid in Five! The Dream is Alive™” had been trademarked by the Oilers along with, “McDavid in Six, Pay More for our Tix!™” and, “McDavid in Seven! All thanks to Kevin!™” T-shirts bearing the slogans along with the Oilers and Sharks logos are now on sale wherever McDavid merchandise is sold; a solid $45.00 investment. At the next Oilers’ home game McDavid faithful can also look forward to Connor McNacho™ trays featuring exactly 97 chips and a collectable chip and cheese holder for $21.99; family size, 97oz Connor McCola™ collectable buckets for $59.99; premium Connor McParking™ within 970 feet of Rogers Place for $97.00; and, the ultimate accessory for the well-to-do, avant-garde McDavid superfan: a limited edition vial of Connor McStemcells™ for $979,797.97 straight from the Oilers’ First Pick Overall Development Lab (FPOD)™.

 

[puckhead]

That is legit a woman who ate her way to the top.

You know how when you get front row seats, you bring some hottie*
In Edmonton, that qualifies.



* back in the single days

 

[Groo]

You know how when you get front row seats, you bring some hottie*
In Edmonton, that qualifies.



* back in the single days

Can you imagine how much it must have hurt to have a full body wax.

 

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Kassian is a one man wrecking crew tonight, scored a nice shorthanded goal and almost killed Couture. No penalty called on the play.

 

[esls79]

I'm pretty sure the league quietly removed the charging penalty from the rulebook after the regular season.