Eagles QB Carson Wentz rescued from gas station bathroom

[HammerDown]

Full story here: Eagles quarterback Carson Wentz saved from gas station bathroom

Truly horrifying!

 

[Lance Armstrong]

Sounds perfect for the face of the Eagles.

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

How the hell do you get trapped in a gas station bathroom? Did the door get stuck? If you got it open in the first place I can't imagine it'd be that hard. Did he drop the key in the shitter and flush? Most of those gas station bathrooms at least open from the outside and have a big stick or something attached to them.

This all sounds VERY suspicious. Did he go in there to do cocaine and then started freaking out and assumed he was locked in? Garden shears and a leg kick...



And how annoying: "It wasn't immediately known where the gas station was located in New Jersey." I was hoping to Google Map it and check out the neighborhood.

 

[RP-29]

First thing I thought of:

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

Put this together fairly quickly so a little crude, but here's what happened:

 

[Rambulance]

Wait, so "Locked in a gas station bathroom in NJ" isn't a metaphor for his future in Philly?

 

[NinerSickness]

First thing I thought of:

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[Dolemite censored]

Full story here: Eagles quarterback Carson Wentz saved from gas station bathroom

Truly horrifying!

Terrorist bathrooms that take hostages should be banned.

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Eagles fans will wish they never got him out, by about Week 4

 

[poprocksncoke]

 

[RazorsEdge]

Put this together fairly quickly so a little crude, but here's what happened:

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Awesome.

 

[mcnabb7542]

Aw shit happens.......

 

[jarntt]

Who cares, they have like 12 other QBs, right???

 

[Duffman]

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[chf]

It took till reply 10 to get a glory-hole reply. I dunno whether to be impressed, or disappointed.

 

[redseat]

He just found out he is playing in Philly?

 

[jerseyhawksfan79]

The woods would have been more safe then a gas station bathroom.

 

[Thruthefog]

I thought maybe he wandered into a bathroom and Big Ben was in there.

 

[Rockinkuwait]

Kinda funny, I went to a Velvet Revolver concert once and had to help them break down a bathroom door because Slash locked himself inside once.

 

[jarntt]

Listen, I'm not saying what he was doing there, but uh...

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