Dolphins O-Line coach doing cocaine

[bksballer89]

 

[Ojb81]

Ohhhhhh boyyyeeee

 

[Ojb81]

Looks like your career is over, coach foerster

 

[TheDayMan]

General rule of thumb, don't record yourself doing drugs...

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

Cocaine and the whole sniffing process freaks me out.

Was like 11 or so and saw some movie where actors were 'snorting cocaine'. I thought it looked cool so bought some pixie sticks from the local mart. It was a purple pixie stick, I remember distinctly. I laid out a line, 'cut it' with some paper. I was going full pro here.

Anyway, I lined up a straw (got one from upstairs) and snorted. Most painful experience I've ever had in my life. The burning was absolutely insane and I'm pretty sure I instantly upgraded -0.5 on my contact lenses.

Been offered cocaine a few times at parties but I humbly decline and then went into post traumatic stress in a nearby room.

 

[broncosmitty]

Cocaine and the whole sniffing process freaks me out.

Was like 11 or so and saw some movie where actors were 'snorting cocaine'. I thought it looked cool so bought some pixie sticks from the local mart. It was a purple pixie stick, I remember distinctly. I laid out a line, 'cut it' with some paper. I was going full pro here.

Anyway, I lined up a straw (got one from upstairs) and snorted. Most painful experience I've ever had in my life. The burning was absolutely insane and I'm pretty sure I instantly upgraded -0.5 on my contact lenses.

Been offered cocaine a few times at parties but I humbly decline and then went into post traumatic stress in a nearby room.

We used to crush up smarties on the bus.

Burns like a muhfuggah. But the rest of your day smells like candy.

I've never done Coke.

 

[broncosmitty]

"I wish I was licking this off your pussy."



Lol. That's fuckin gold.

 

[The Derski]

 

[Tapey]

Too be fair, if you were a coach on the Dolphins im sure you would be doing the same.

 

[TP76]

I'd do drugs too if my unit's task was to keep Jay Cutler healthy.

 

[wildturkey]

It's Miami. Pretty sure this activity is called "brunch"

 

[Cave_Johnson]

What an invasion of this man's privacy. The fact that we live in a world where you can't even video tape yourself snorting a few lines in your office before you go to a meeting without fearing that it will be leaked online is a travesty.

 

[dbldwn711]

General rule of thumb, don't record yourself doing drugs...

Ya gotta think wtf is going thru his mind when he decides to do if?

"Ya know. I really miss my girlfriend. Hmmmm... I've got an idea! I'll videotape myself doing drugs and tell her I miss her, I miss getting high with her and I wish I was licking her pussy!! YEAH, that'll do it!! I'll look super cool too I bet! Where's my phone..."

-- Dolphins coach

 

[Ricky Roma]

Somewhere...Tony Montana is smiling.

 

[NEPatsfan]

Somewhere...Tony Montana is smiling.

Why yes, yes he is,

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

This was awesome

 

[phantomfoul88]

"I wish I was licking this off your pussy."



Lol. That's fuckin gold.

Did he say that? I'm at work and had to keep the speakers low. That's awesome!

 

[NEPatsfan]

Did he say that? I'm at work and had to keep the speakers low. That's awesome!

Yeppers!

 

[Rock Strongo]

Heard this on the radio. What a fucking dummy.

 

[podsox]

I don't know what's funnier. This dude doing coke to impress a chick or the media treating this story like it is tom Brady. Nonstop coverage of a fricken oline coach nobody outside of hardcore phins fans Have heard of. I don't give a shit and im guessing most don't either.