Did I miss anything this weekend?

[tech_iceman]

Didn't watch a second of football yesterday

 

[theSabanator20]

Didn't watch a second of football yesterday

Florida State had an impressive win over Virginia

 

[TigerBait1971]

Clarkson tried to roll like a LSU fan and ended up with 5 staples in his head and a concussion.

 

[MarkOU]

I stuck my dick in a socket to ease the ass raping pain Baylor put on us.

 

[brin3535]

Clarkson tried to roll like a LSU fan and ended up with 5 staples in his head and a concussion.

Oh man! Has anyone heard fro him? Is he still alive after yesterday?

 

[brin3535]

I stuck my dick in a socket to ease the ass raping pain Baylor put on us.

I've been there many times Mark. It sucks.

 

[lilchi721]

A&M gave Gus Malzahn his first lost at home in his head coaching career.

 

[ElTexan]

Texas and Tamu got wiped as expected.… oh. Wait.

 

[DJ]

I turned 43 on Friday.

 

[Texas Jefe]

Clarkson tried to roll like a LSU fan and ended up with 5 staples in his head and a concussion.

I've had those staples and concussion- but it wernt no LSU fans. I aint that stupid-anymore that is.


The emergency room doc told me if she used anesthetic, would have to wait for half hour for it to take effect. She said it would only take a couple seconds to staple it closed, then I'd be done. So, I agreeg with her; just get it done.

You see, she was kinda cute. And I wanted to be cool.

 

[The Crimson King]

Auburn got screwed by the refs yet again

 

[Innermind]

Didn't watch a second of football yesterday

The delusional OSU fans now believe the Buckeyes are going to get a playoff spot ahead of TCU and/or Oregon.

 

[theSabanator20]

Auburn got screwed by the refs yet again

Auburn screwed themselves. Don't kid yourself. Take a loss like it is. Outplayed and outcoached by A&M.

 

[ralphiewvu]

Texas raped us while we were asleep.

 

[Innermind]

Didn't watch a second of football yesterday

The CIA now has an interrogation method much superior to waterboarding:

Prisoners/detainees will now be repeatedly shown the replay of the 2014 Michigan vs Northwestern game.

 

[HammerDown]

I've had those staples and concussion- but it wernt no LSU fans. I aint that stupid-anymore that is.


The emergency room doc told me if she used anesthetic, would have to wait for half hour for it to take effect. She said it would only take a couple seconds to staple it closed, then I'd be done. So, I agreeg with her; just get it done.

You see, she was kinda cute. And I wanted to be cool.

Like Dalton in Roadhouse?

 

[Texas Jefe]

Like Dalton in Roadhouse?

yup. That's right.

Of course, the difference is, I slipped in the shower at the hotel at 5am, grabbed the shower rod and it folded up like the cheap pos it was, and hit my head on the formica counter top. Knocked my ass out for about 30 minutes. Woke up in a lake of blood, and the bathroom steamed out with the hot water shower running.

Was in the Ozarks, at a gathering of clients. About the 8th year in a row they met at the god-forsaken place that you cant get to from anywhere.

 

[ktg8trgrl]

I didnt either until the gators played at 730pm.. i was in da woods for the first day of deer slaying season

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

There was a rash of snowblower-related incidents in the midwest

 

[ElTexan]

yup. That's right.

Of course, the difference is, I slipped in the shower at the hotel at 5am, grabbed the shower rod and it folded up like the cheap pos it was, and hit my head on the formica counter top. Knocked my ass out for about 30 minutes. Woke up in a lake of blood, and the bathroom steamed out with the hot water shower running.

Was in the Ozarks, at a gathering of clients. About the 8th year in a row they met at the god-forsaken place that you cant get to from anywhere.

Best Yakov Smirnoff voice: "In backwoods Ozarks, shower takes you.