Despite Losing Season, Texas Longhorns Going Bowling

[Used 2 B Hu]

Meh, it's not like an NFC South team didn't host a playoff game last year with a losing record.

3-peat baybee!

 

[Inquisitor95]

If we don't fumble the ball returns and keep the balls on the lanes, we should be able to win this one.

 

[tabascojet]

Mock mass shooting changes location after warnings from UT

 

[Lance Armstrong]

Since Texas teams can't beat Oklahoma Nba team?

lol, this guy has never heard of the Spurs.

 

[ElTexan]

This is a new season dunce, KD is back and healthy.

A Texas guy. And he'll be in silver n black next year. Bookmarket

 

[Hornsstampede2.0]

Since Texas teams can't beat Oklahoma Nba team?

In 2011, Dallas beat the KD & Westbrook Thunder en route to an NBA title in their trophy case.

In 2014, San Antonio beat the KD & Westbrook Thunder en route to an NBA title in their trophy case.

 

[Wishbone]

This year SA and Dallas are winless against the mighty Thunder.

 

[Shanemansj13]

Cleverness: D-
Humor: C
Intelligence: F

Over all joke quotient: 2417... errr, I mean 24-17.

I didnt expect you to be smarter than this. Spot on.

 

[occupant]

WELL WHO ARE THEY PLAYING???

The New Braunfels Betty Boops

 

[Lance Armstrong]

This year SA and Dallas are winless against the mighty Thunder.

awe that's cute, you care about the NBA regular season.

 

[bamabear82]

The New Braunfels Betty Boops
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Boops by 10.

Bookmarket.

 

[Justin Tyme]

WELL WHO ARE THEY PLAYING???

No one got around to answering the question! Now I'm a little bit curious, so I guess I will have to find out.

Damn, and I hate to have to do research! Lazy ass, you know.
!

 

[Justin Tyme]

Ah, found it! A very tough opponent, and will probably get beat. Their "bowl" match-up is with the Bye U. Gremlins!

 

[Justin Tyme]

The New Braunfels Betty Boops
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Sorry about that. I missed this post. My bad!

 

[fordman84]

Since Texas teams can't beat Oklahoma Nba team?

Funny, I remember beating the Oklahoma NBA team a few weeks before we hoisted the O'Brien.

 

[fordman84]

This is a new season dunce, KD is back and healthy.

Yeah I just looked at the standings. Saw OKC, right there below a Texas team

 

[fordman84]

This year SA and Dallas are winless against the mighty Thunder.

In December?

Wow, you are 2-1 this year against "Texas NBA teams".

 

[TexasExes98]

If only we could have played OU every week......

 

[Hornsstampede2.0]

24-17

Aint no amount of lame jokes about bowling going to change that score.
And frankly the game wasn't even that close.


SPURS 5 titles
ROCKETS 2 titles
MAVERICK 1 title

Once Durant skips town to Washington, OKC is going to become another Sacramento.

 

[UNA Lion]

The New Braunfels Betty Boops
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Hmmm. Those are some tough-looking ladies.

Don't see how Texas has a shot.