Despite Losing Season, Texas Longhorns Going Bowling

[OUGuy1999]

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AUSTIN, Texas -- At a press conference held Wednesday afternoon, University of Texas head football coach Charlie Strong announced that despite the team's disappointing 5-7 record, the Longhorns will be bowling this postseason after all.

"I know the team hasn't lived up to our high expectations this year," said Strong. "But we're excited to announce that the Longhorns are going bowling this December."

According to Strong, the players and coaches were "really pumped" to appear at the prestigious Fun Times Bowl later this month. Fun Times Bowl Committee Chairman Doug Rootie expressed similar excitement to host the Longhorns.

"Yeah, it's cool I guess," said Chairman Rootie. "The Longhorns should give Fun Times a real revenue boost. They reserved 16 lanes for two off-peak hours, and we expect they'll spend a lot of money at the snack bar and arcade. "

 

[KingKoolKat75]

 

[ElTexan]

Cleverness: D-
Humor: C
Intelligence: F

Over all joke quotient: 2417... errr, I mean 24-17.

 

[Across The Field]

WELL WHO ARE THEY PLAYING???

 

[OUGuy1999]

Cleverness: D-
Humor: C
Intelligence: F

Over all joke quotient: 2417... errr, I mean 24-17.

Cleverness: F
Humor: F
Intelligence: F-
Ability to Read: FF
Ability to click on the link and realize its his own longhorns who wrote it: FFFFFFFF
Being a complete moron: A+

At least you passed at something ..... DUNCE

 

[OUGuy1999]

WELL WHO ARE THEY PLAYING???

I would assume the Dallas Cowboys....they dont have much else going on.

 

[ElTexan]

I would assume the Dallas Cowboys....they dont have much else going on.

Cowboys are a couple wins away from hosting a playoff game

 

[Wishbone]

WELL WHO ARE THEY PLAYING???

Incarnate Word?

 

[bamabear82]

Cowboys are a couple wins away from hosting a playoff game

I just realized that they even have a worse record than UT. Holy product of a shit division Batman. That's hilarious.

 

[fordman84]

I would assume the Dallas Cowboys....they dont have much else going on.

I heard we were playing Oklahomas NFL team

 

[fordman84]

I just realized that they even have a worse record than UT. Holy product of a shit division Batman. That's hilarious.

Meh, it's not like an NFC South team didn't host a playoff game last year with a losing record.

 

[ElTexan]

@OUGuy1999 ,
No bullshit. Cowboys are straight up a couple of wins away from potentially HOSTING a playoff game.

 

[fordman84]

@OUGuy1999 ,
No bullshit. Cowboys are straight up a couple of wins away from potentially HOSTING a playoff game.

The problem is getting those two wins, not the number of wins needed.

 

[ElTexan]

The problem is getting those two wins, not the number of wins needed.

Jets, Redskins, both at home. Boom

 

[ElTexan]

"Jay Gruden and the Redskins are allergic to success."
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[Wishbone]

I heard we were playing Oklahomas NFL team

Since Texas teams can't beat Oklahoma Nba team?

 

[ElTexan]

Since Texas teams can't beat Oklahoma Nba team?

2014-15 Thunder, Western Conference, 9th Place. Every Texas team ranked above and made playoffs.

 

[Wishbone]

This is a new season dunce, KD is back and healthy.

 

[huskers1217]

I hope they get a patch..i Used to like patches

 

[Bamabino]