dear braxton.....

[Sgt Brutus]

Baton Rouge and Morgantown are dumps, dont go there Brax!

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Dear Braxton,

We have corn fields......and we won a Natty 18 years ago.......and.......ahh fuck, nevermind.

 

[ElTexan]

None of y'all can top this. Suck it Bitches!

That's a '6' in Austin. At best.

 

[FSUmanager]

That's a '6' in Austin. At best.

Not a student. And how many of those 6's are pron stars?

 

[Shanemansj13]

That's a '6' in Austin. At best.

Not in the sack

 

[ralphiewvu]

Baton Rouge and Morgantown are dumps, dont go there Brax!

Fuck Columbus and the dirty phegs that are there.

 

[ellupo]

Dear Braxton Miller...

I'm glad you are not even considering Michigan. The end.

Has it been so long you are now scared of winning?

 

[TigerBait1971]

Dear Braxton,

We got hawt bouidin and hawt white chicks.

Laissez les bons temps rouler cher!

 

[axisoftime]

Dear Braxton,

Did you see Blake Sims in the playoffs? He was turrible! See how good he was able to be this year, breaking all kinds of QB records at Bama? You are way better than him, so imagine what you could do in this offense.

Also, there is lots of good pussy around Tuscaloosa...they probably won't sleep with you because you're black, but you can still yank it to their pics.

Sincerely, Don't be a bitch, come to Alabama and win a Natty.

 

[axisoftime]

Dear Braxton,

If you come to Florida, you can murder people.

If you come to FSU, you can r*pe people.

If you come to Alabama, you can lose the sugar bowl every year.

If you come to Auburn, you can steal a laptop.

If you come to LSU, you can smoke grass while your coach eats it.

If you come to USC, you can rent a Heisman for a few years.

If you come to Oregon, you can show off your championship ring in the trophy case and it will get all the attention.

If you come to Penn St, you can get free bathers in the shower.

If you come to Clemson, you get to be mauled by fans with pubic hairs in their teeth after every game.

If you come to Boise St, you can get free cataracts and qualify for obamacare.

If you come to Tennessee, we can teach you a new way to drink beer.

Take your pick.

 

[axisoftime]

See Brax, plenty of reasons why you should stay put and prepare for the position you will play in the NFL, slot RB/WR. And you can finish your tattoo work for free.

 

[GenJac]

Urban Meyer is the ultimate micro manager. But when it comes to one of his players doing something wrong, he reverts to being Sgt. Schultz of Hogan's Heroes. "I KNOW NOTHING."

 

[ellupo]

Urban Meyer is the ultimate micro manager. But when it comes to one of his players doing something wrong, he reverts to being Sgt. Schultz of Hogan's Heroes. "I KNOW NOTHING."

Like the starters he suspended last year? Weak attempt.

 

[Bamabino]

Braxton Miller selling supplements: "It all guuud, it all guuuud!"



What fuckin' simpleton.

 

[ellupo]

Braxton Miller selling supplements: "It all guuud, it all guuuud!"



What fuckin' simpleton.

Hey nobody every said he was a Rhodes scholar.

 

[cwerph]

Braxton Miller selling supplements: "It all guuud, it all guuuud!"



What fuckin' simpleton.

Come to 'Bama. Your family will be taken care of and you won't need a side job for that to happen, and you will have a lifetime supply of awesome suits.

 

[ellupo]

Come to 'Bama. Your family will be taken care of and you won't need a side job for that to happen, and you will have a lifetime supply of awesome suits.

And if the NCAA ever questions it we just say "nothing to see here"