dear braxton.....

[tabascojet]

Can I make a pitch for why he should go to LSU?

Sure what not...

 

[BucksFanInGA]

Can I make a pitch for why he should go to LSU?

good luck...

"Come to LSU where you'll sit behind Jordan Jefferson 2.0 regardless of your talent level"

 

[FSUmanager]

None of y'all can top this. Suck it Bitches!

 

[uncfan103]

Dear Braxton Miller,

We could use you on defense.

If you wanna be a qb go elsewhere. Oregon seems like a great fit.

 

[bocomo007]

Dear Braxton,

If you come to LSU, I will personally kneecap Anthony Jennings so that Les can't play him. The position is all yours. The food and women are awesome in Baton Rouge and we hold team votes!

 

[tducey]

Dear Braxton:

Come to Alabama, play for a proven winner and one of the better college coaches in Nick Saban.

 

[Texas Jefe]

Dear Mr. Miller,

Dont listen to those OSU folks, you dont want to be some token 'wildcat' guy.

Come to Texas. You will be the Man. You can own this city. Come on down right now, and let our surgeons and specialists take a look at that shoulder. We'll get that thing ready to rock the CFB world.
You'll love Austin on just about any day of the year. No snow, just good looking women everywhere you look.

We'll build a statue for you.

Sincerely,

Texas Longhorns

 

[Chewbaccer]

Come to Athens, GA. It's motherfuckin Athens GA, the best college town in the country. The girls are purtier, the food is better, and the weather's warmer than where you're at.

 

[JuiceTheGator]

Dearest BM,
Cam Newton.

Best of luck.

 

[4down20]

Dear Braxton,

If you come to Florida, you can murder people.

If you come to FSU, you can r*pe people.

If you come to Alabama, you can lose the sugar bowl every year.

If you come to Auburn, you can steal a laptop.

If you come to LSU, you can smoke grass while your coach eats it.

If you come to USC, you can rent a Heisman for a few years.

If you come to Oregon, you can show off your championship ring in the trophy case and it will get all the attention.

If you come to Penn St, you can get free bathers in the shower.

If you come to Clemson, you get to be mauled by fans with pubic hairs in their teeth after every game.

If you come to Boise St, you can get free cataracts and qualify for obamacare.

If you come to Tennessee, we can teach you a new way to drink beer.

Take your pick.

 

[Shanemansj13]

Dear Braxton,

If you come to Florida, you can murder people.

If you come to FSU, you can r*pe people.

If you come to Alabama, you can lose the sugar bowl every year.

If you come to Auburn, you can steal a laptop.

If you come to LSU, you can smoke grass while your coach eats it.

If you come to USC, you can rent a Heisman for a few years.

If you come to Oregon, you can show off your championship ring in the trophy case and it will get all the attention.

If you come to Penn St, you can get free bathers in the shower.

If you come to Clemson, you get to be mauled by fans with pubic hairs in their teeth after every game.

If you come to Boise St, you can get free cataracts and qualify for obamacare.

If you come to Tennessee, we can teach you a new way to drink beer.

Take your pick.

And if you go to tOSU you will get free tattoos and win ships.

 

[Innermind]

There can be no better argument than the following:


Dear Braxton,

You want/need to showcase your talents to the fullest extent during your final season. This plan could be hindered/more difficult if you switch to a new system/new coach.

So, come play for the offensive coach who knows you the best, in a system which you have already mastered. Heck, if you come with me, you will practically be a coach to your teammates because you know the offensive system so well. You will obviously hit the ground running with your pre-existing experience & expertise in my offensive system if you come with me to Houston.


Signed,

Tom Herman - new Houston Cougars head coach, and your ex-offensive coordinator at Ohio State.

 

[Wild Turkey]

Dear Braxton,

If you come to LSU, I will personally kneecap Anthony Jennings so that Les can't play him. The position is all yours. The food and women are awesome in Baton Rouge and we hold team votes!

The team vote thing is a nice perk.

 

[DetroitFan*]

Dear Braxton Miller...

I'm glad you are not even considering Michigan. The end.

 

[ralphiewvu]

Brax,

Come roll a dumpster down a hill in Morgantown. Your life will never be the same. Also we don't play the Little Sisters of the Poor.

Sign,

Gordon Gee

 

[ralphiewvu]

Dear Braxton,

If you come to LSU, I will personally kneecap Anthony Jennings so that Les can't play him. The position is all yours. The food and women are awesome in Baton Rouge and we hold team votes!

 

[GoldRusher]

Dear Braxton Miller,

Our offense even made Clint Trickett look good at times.

/thread

 

[ralphiewvu]

Dear Braxton Miller,

Our offense even made Clint Trickett look good at times.

/thread

 

[Olyduck]

Dear Braxton
Dont come to Oregon. the Ducks will be fine.

 

[Wild Turkey]

Dear Braxton Miller,

Our offense even made Clint Trickett look good at times.

/thread

Best argument yet just add you played Alabama, TCU and Baylor tough plus he will get a shot at revenge with Texas and it might be enough.