Comedy gold out of Edmonton

[jstewismybastardson]

410 Kenny

 

[puckhead]

Yann Danis is not at camp. Oilers made a mistake on training camp roster.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

at oilers open to the public training camp today ... deeply discounted concessions

problem

only 1 concession stand staffed and open

... the crowd seems very happy

 

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It's all a plan by Katz to raise people's blood pressure in order to sell more Rexall drugs...

 

[jstewismybastardson]

David Staples ‏@dstaples
Who is Mark Fistric, the new #Oilers d-man? Think @Struds1260, but in his prime. Slow, tough, steady

and this is good, how? lol

 

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A younger version of Cory Sarich is not a good thing (trust me, I've watched five years of it).

 

[esls79]

A younger version of Cory Sarich is not a good thing (trust me, I've watched five years of it).

Granted I don't watch as many Flames games as you, but in all his time with the Flames all I remember is him laying out Patrick Marleau in the playoffs. One hit - what else has he done that I missed?

 

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[jstewismybastardson]

The sedins have been known to take turns lifting up the blue line and making Sarich trip

/sneaky snake swedes!!

 

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^^^

Taken from the Scott Hannan school of skating...

 

[puckhead]

Granted I don't watch as many Flames games as you, but in all his time with the Flames all I remember is him laying out Patrick Marleau in the playoffs. One hit - what else has he done that I missed?

destroys Hemsky in coffin corner about once every three games.
other than that, he gets skated around alot. oh, and holding penalties.

 

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destroys Hemsky in coffin corner about once every three games.
other than that, he gets skated around alot. oh, and holding penalties.

 

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Mix in some news with the comedy...

Oilers make Eberle, Hall, Schultz alternate captains

/Nick Schultz, not Justin (just in case you're wondering)

 

[puckhead]

a fun read

The Edmonton Oilers Are a Useless Franchise | VICE

 

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That's the same guy who blogs under Canucks Army, right? Wow, no punches pulled in that piece.

Edit: And I realize that it is a piece written to generate hits, but he does raise a good point about RNH. You need to maximize the years if possible when you have guys on entry level deals and the Oilers did not do this with RNH and they are not going to do it with the Yakster either.

 

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TSNRyanRishaug: Two off the head for Dubnyk today. Hall first, now Gagner

Keep up the good work, fellas

 

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holy shit, they are using the Flying V!
(fun fact: RNH and Yakupov were not yet born when the Mighty Ducks movie came out)

 

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Economist Calls Edmonton's Arena Deal "Among the Worst in Canadian History" - The Copper & Blue

 

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Watched an episode of 'Oil Change' last night - Man, RNH needs to pack on some upper-body muscle if he doesn't want to have shoulder issues throughout his career.

/Also, Sam Gagner wants to be considered an elite forward in the NHL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*deep breath*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Watched an episode of 'Oil Change' last night - Man, RNH needs to pack on some upper-body muscle if he doesn't want to have shoulder issues throughout his career.

/Also, Sam Gagner wants to be considered an elite forward in the NHL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*deep breath*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I watched the first one (last week) and the young douches were on an OKC patio eating lunch and RNH was having a salad ... man up little girl!