Comedy gold out of Edmonton

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Oilers have been outscored 9-0 in their last two games...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*deep breath*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[UTVolCountry]

 

[esls79]

Oilers have been outscored 9-0 in their last two games...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*deep breath*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That's almost 5 a game. I don't think that is the 410 goals they had in mind.

 

[puckhead]

this is the last year of Hall / Eberle's ELC
next year for RNH / Schultz

how close are they to contenders *chuckle*, and how many of these guys will they be able to keep at $6m per.
(only three more years of Horcoff at $5.5m though)

 

[puckhead]

dash, you will thoroughly enjoy this read
Oilers - Preds Post-Game: Because Nothing Has Ever Changed - The Copper & Blue

 

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Of course, the Ducks are hammering the Flames tonight to take plenty of wind out of my sails.

 

[puckhead]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*deep breath*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

let me borrow that for a second ---^


Former Blue Jackets general manager Scott Howson is listed at the Penguins-Bruins game, representing the Edmonton Oilers.

 

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Oh no, David Staples might finally be getting it - Hopefully Katz doesn't buy what he is selling.

It?s time for the Edmonton Oilers to clean house | Edmonton Journal

 

[DaBoltsNIsles]

Any Ladislave Smid trade rumors? I figure between Lowebellini & Howson a team might be able to get him for a 5th round pick.

 

[forty_three]

let me borrow that for a second ---^


Former Blue Jackets general manager Scott Howson is listed at the Penguins-Bruins game, representing the Edmonton Oilers.

Any Ladislave Smid trade rumors? I figure between Lowebellini & Howson a team might be able to get him for a 5th round pick.

Wait, how did I miss this?

 

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Oh noes!

Jones: Time's up for Edmonton Oilers' Tambellini | Oilers | Sports | Edmonton Sun

 

[jstewismybastardson]

double oh noes!!!

Mark Spector Sports ‏@SportsnetSpec now Oilers president of hockey ops Kevin Lowe hosting a news conference today at Rexall at 10:30 a.m. Not sure what for, as of yet

 

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Anybody catch the latest episode of 'Oil Change' - I really enjoyed the smirks on the bench/dressing room after the Oil destroyed the Flames 8-2 and Tambellini was saying that no changes were needed to the Oilers roster.

 

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double oh noes!!!

Mark Spector Sports ‏@SportsnetSpec now Oilers president of hockey ops Kevin Lowe hosting a news conference today at Rexall at 10:30 a.m. Not sure what for, as of yet

Tambo gone, Howson to take over? The comedy would continue (lol)

 

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Stats don't lie (from the Jones article):

Last year the Oilers were 32-40-10 for 74 points after the full 82-game schedule. That’s .451. This year they’re 16-18-7 for 39 points in 41 games. That’s .476.

Last year the Oilers were 22nd at five-on-five hockey at 0.91. This year they’re 27th at 0.81.

Last year they were third on the power play at 20.6%. This year they’re fifth at 21.8%.

Last year the Oilers were 14th on penalty killing at 82.4%. This year they’re ninth at 83.8.

Last year Edmonton was 27th on face-offs at 47.7%. This year they’re 30th at 46.1.

It’s the same with almost all the stats.

No significant improvement.

 

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Or how about this:

Lowe brings on Brian Burke as the new GM and they kiss and make up in front of all the cameras reinforcing the "You Can Play' initiative that the NHL/NHLPA signed on for last week.

 

[flyersfan4706]

Tambo fired. Lulz

 

[dash]

Tambo fired. Lulz

Any word on who's taking over? Please let it be Howson.

 

[dash]

Oh my (lol)

Bob McKenzie ‏@TSNBobMcKenzie 24s Hearing Craig MacTavish is new EDM GM and Scott Howson will be taking over MacTavish's role. As per @TSNRyanRishaug, EDM fires Tambellini

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

I don't get it. Why fire him now?

Why not either before the trade deadline or after the season is over?

Either way you look at it, I hope Pegula is watching and learns something from it.