Chris Mortensen has stage-4 throat cancer

[Podunkparte]

My dad turns 64 in May and had Stage 4 colon cancer a few years back. I had a hard time with that, but he made it and is doing a lot better.

He's riding his bike 10 miles a day now weather permitting, he's quit drinking and cigarettes, but kept his weed (and I don't blame him one bit). I'm so damn proud of him and if any guy deserved another shot it's him, because he's a hell of a guy!

Best of luck to you and your family!

Um, excuse me but that's illegal!

Obviously sarcasm, but fuck it's sad that there are people and entities out there who wouldn't say that sarcastically.

1.5 billion dollars will be handed out to a few people here soon. How much of that would it take to fund studies to actually cure cancer? It's been too long. If we can give old guys boners we can cure fucking cancer.

 

[handicappers]

Um, excuse me but that's illegal!

Obviously sarcasm, but fuck it's sad that there are people and entities out there who wouldn't say that sarcastically.

1.5 billion dollars will be handed out to a few people here soon. How much of that would it take to fund studies to actually cure cancer? It's been too long. If we can give old guys boners we can cure fucking cancer.

Ummm, you give old guys boners?

 

[ATL96Steeler]

Best wishes Mort...if not mistaken I think he has a place here in ATL.

 

[PatsFan2003]

I don't wish anyone cancer but he was a crappy sports journalist hack...

Good luck!

 

[packerzrule]

horrible news

keep fighting Mort

 

[BoiseMike19]

God bless and prayers!

 

[scoutyjones2]

The rise of throat cancer is related to HPV and an increase in oral sex...

Thoughts and prayers Mort

 

[{+}Mother-Marge{+}]

The rise of throat cancer is related to HPV and an increase in oral sex...

Thoughts and prayers Mort

...dam,....I better cut-back a lil',....*sigh*.

 

[Yankee Traveler]

Wishing him the best of luck.
I have stage 4 colon cancer and was given a 10% chance of surviving 5 years. It's been just about 9 years and still alive, run 4 miles a day and I'm 65. Love eating pizza and cheeseburgers and fries all the time. Also 2 rum and cokes every night.

Rock on dude. Rock the Fuck On!

 

[realityball]

Over half a million Americans died of cancer last year with 1.5 million new diagnosis ... I wouldn't wish it on anyone including this hack ... but he deserves no more condolences than the other 2+ million

 

[Money]

Over half a million Americans died of cancer last year with 1.5 million new diagnosis ... I wouldn't wish it on anyone including this hack ... but he deserves no more condolences than the other 2+ million

You aren't a dbag for feeling this way. You are, however, a dbag for posting this instead of just ignoring the thread.

 

[tducey]

Sad news indeed, cancer is such a rotten illness.

 

[Brees#1]

Fucking cancer! Fight on Mort!

Are you seriously rooting for Carolina?

 

[Brees#1]

Wouldn't something like the nutri-bullet help? I know at the Cancers Treatment of America Centers they give patients certain foods to eat.

 

[{+}Mother-Marge{+}]

.....Mort just ~texted~ mee to say =....''G O....P A T R I O T S''....!!

 

[PatsFan2003]

.....Mort just ~texted~ mee to say =....''G O....P A T R I O T S''....!!

Must be the medication.

 

[Nosferatu]

Are you seriously rooting for Carolina?

Now that the Vikes are out my favorite team is whoever is playing Seattle.

 

[Rex Racer]

You should seriously go sodomize yourself vigorously with a cactus. You're a fucking trainwreck of a human being.

Lighten up, Francis.

 

[DJ Fieri]

Saw this posted on FB earlier.....cancer fucking sucks ass.

 

[DJ Fieri]

Wishing him the best of luck.
I have stage 4 colon cancer and was given a 10% chance of surviving 5 years. It's been just about 9 years and still alive, run 4 miles a day and I'm 65. Love eating pizza and cheeseburgers and fries all the time. Also 2 rum and cokes every night.

Live your life the way you want to....you're fighting the good fight, sir.