Can we stop pretending I'm not drunk right now.

[Beggs]

Because I am.

 

[BoiseStateFan27]

I am too sir

I'm getting drunk for the sake of my tv and whatever sober me would have thrown at it

 

[Beggs]

I had to go to a quarter auction with the wife earlier where the only shit that was auctioned off was baskets of either body wash or scentsy shit. I was also told alcohol was going to be served. It was a very disappointing evening.