Series Thread: Braves @ Phillies

[jvett77]

Phils lead 7-1 after three doubles, a triple, and homers by Odubel and by Franco in the second. Easy game for Eickhoff, finally.

 

[jvett77]

More problems. Phils can't buy a single. 8 extra-base hits today.

 

[Retroram52]

Big first couple of innings. A TD and point after might just do it.

 

[Cedrique]

Just saw the starting lineup for the 2016 NL All Star team. There were 0 Phillies---am I missing something? Anyone ever heard of Galvis? Tommy Joseph? Cesar Hernandez? It's obviously just a popularity contest at this point.....

 

[jvett77]

Congratulations to Odubel who made the reserve squad.

 

[Cedrique]

Yeah, I know they have to pick someone from every team but Odubel definitely deserved to be there based on the first half of the season

 

[Omar 382]

More Phillies dominance. Why even watch the games at this point?

 

[Cedrique]

They are a lot more fun to watch now that they have a couple guys that can hit one out. Now they just need to learn to take some walks now and then so they aren't all solo shots

 

[Omar 382]

All this talk of blizzards and recessed filters, and Eflin pitches a gem!

 

[Cedrique]

Speaking of Eflin, is Jimmy Rollins out of baseball now?

 

[Omar 382]

Yeah, he's a spokesperson for these:

 

[Cedrique]

They keep those separate from Camel White's but I don't know if they look equal..... Never heard of "Diarum"

 

[Omar 382]

So racist

 

[Cedrique]

So racist
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I had a dream that someday pencils of all colors will be able to use that sharpener.

Also in my dream I got a handy from the teacher (I started to get a blowjob but that seemed so unrealistic that I started to wake up so I had to settle for the handy so I could finish the dream)

 

[Cedrique]

See Ruben, this is the kind of shit you get when you go 4 years without a winning season......

 

[Omar 382]

WTF

 

[Retroram52]

Hopefully we will break into the 40's in wins and sweep the Braves. Anytime we sweep the Braves in a series is a good thing.

 

[Cedrique]

WTF

Sorry. My dream for racial harmony sometimes takes an odd turn.....

 

[Omar 382]

WTF Hellboy

 

[Omar 382]

Only time before this Phillies offense explodes