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With JV and Kate back together, JV gets off to a roaring start of the season, going 10-0 with a 1.23 ERA, leading the league in all SP categories midway through the season. Then, disaster strikes! A police raid on a seedy hotel discovers Kate and another Justin, one that goes by the name of Bieber, in bed with copious amounts of alcohol and illicit drugs.

A shamefaced Kate tries to explain it away by saying she was attempting to rehabilitate Bieber, but the damage is done. JV goes 0-9 the rest of the way with a 16.39 ERA. He later tries to blame it on his mechanics.

Moral of the story: A rolling stone may gather no Moss, but a stoned Bieber sure as hell can!

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With JV and Kate back together, JV gets off to a roaring start of the season, going 10-0 with a 1.23 ERA, leading the league in all SP categories midway through the season. Then, disaster strikes! A police raid on a seedy hotel discovers Kate and another Justin, one that goes by the name of Bieber, in bed with copious amounts of alcohol and illicit drugs.

A shamefaced Kate tries to explain it away by saying she was attempting to rehabilitate Bieber, but the damage is done. JV goes 0-9 the rest of the way with a 16.39 ERA. He later tries to blame it on his mechanics.

Moral of the story: A rolling stone may gather no Moss, but a stoned Bieber sure as hell can!

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16.39? Ouch.

So I should draft Verlander and then sell high right before the Bieber thing goes down. Can you give me a heads up like a week before?
 

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16.39? Ouch.

So I should draft Verlander and then sell high right before the Bieber thing goes down. Can you give me a heads up like a week before?

You got it, bud. Soon as Biebs (as his close friends call him) gets outta the slammer, I'll find out when it's all goin' down.


Ok...I think I really need baseball to get here...:whistle:
 

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With JV and Kate back together, JV gets off to a roaring start of the season, going 10-0 with a 1.23 ERA, leading the league in all SP categories midway through the season. Then, disaster strikes! A police raid on a seedy hotel discovers Kate and another Justin, one that goes by the name of Bieber, in bed with copious amounts of alcohol and illicit drugs.

A shamefaced Kate tries to explain it away by saying she was attempting to rehabilitate Bieber, but the damage is done. JV goes 0-9 the rest of the way with a 16.39 ERA. He later tries to blame it on his mechanics.

Moral of the story: A rolling stone may gather no Moss, but a stoned Bieber sure as hell can!

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Seems just a bit like the Matt Kemp / Rhianna effect.


That was very no bueno.
 
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