Treff's 2023 NFL and fantasy predictions-more than likely to be dead wrong

[TREFF]

Yep, once again, the thread you never wanted is back
At some point I wanted to go back to revisit last years, but I just haven't had the chance. I'm sure it was somewhere in the neighborhood of 60% BS, 20% accurate, and 20% damned close if you close one eye and read it upside down...and bckwards.

But anyway, lets just get to it for 2023!

NFL predictions-
AFC North
Cincy - 10-7*
Pitt - 10-7 WC
Balt - 9-8
Clev - 5-12

AFC South
JAX - 11-6 *
Tenn - 10-7 WC
Hous 5-12
Indy 2-15

AFC East
Buffalo 12-5
Miami 8-9
NE - 8-9
NLYJ - 8-9
(yes, I plan on the east beating the crap out of each other with only 1 playoff team)

AFC West
KC 14-3*
LAC 10-7 WC
Denv - 7-10
LVR - 6-11

NFC North
Min - 11-6 *
Det - 11-6 WC
GB - 9-8
Chic - 6-10

NFC South -
N.O. 11-6*
Atl 7-10
Car- 6-11
TB - 5-12

NFC West
SF 14-3 *
Sea 10-7 WC
LAR 6-11
ARZ - 2-15

NFC East-
Dallas 11-6*
Philly - 10-7 WC
NYG 10-7
WASH 5-12

AFC title game - KC vs JAX - KC
NFC title game - SF vs PHilly- SF
Super Bowl - SF over KC
super bowl MVP - Bosa

League MVP - CMAC
Rookie of the year - J. Gibbs
Comeback of the year - Kupp
Coach - K. Shannahan

Fantasy bold predictions-
by end of year - best value/ROI-
QB- Goff
RB- James Cook
WR - Kadarius Toney
TE - Juwan Johnson

Biggest busts-(relative to draft position/cost)
QB - D Watson
RB - N Harris
WR- D. Adams
TE- Waller

team by team bold fantasy predictions -
ARZ - rookie WR Michael WIlson 800+ yards and 7 td's
ATL - Ridder 3000yds, 25+ TD's
BAL - Dobbins 1200+ and 10
Buff - D. Haris has twice the rushing TD's that Josh Allen does
CAR - Hayden Hurst leds team in receptions, Miles Sanders leads in receiving yards and scores
CHIC - D. Foreman leads in rushing TD's. DJ Moore fails to reach 1000 yds
CINC - Burrows leads all QB's in fantasy points scored
CLEV - Chubb leads all NFL RB's in FP's, and much like '22 Jacobs, the team still sucks
DALL- Lamb and Cooks both reach 1500yds, Lamb 15 TD's
DENV - McLaughlin takes lead back job by week 4, J. Williams is ineffective in return from the knee injury
DET - Goff 5K and 40
GB- Watson and Doubs combine for 2000 and 18
HOUST- wow, not much to be bold about here..anyone doing anything noteworthy would be bold- Peirce has 1100 and 8??
INDY - again, another blech offense- no player finishes within the top 20 at their positions
JAX - Etienne 2000 all purpose yards
K.C. - K. Toney finally puts a season together - 1500 and 12
LV- both Jacobs and Adams fail to crack top ten at their positions
LAR - Cooper Kupp returns, and drags Stafford, with him to 1400 and 12, Stafford 3500 and 30+
LAC- Herbert 5000 and 40, Q. Johnson supplants an injured Keenan Allen at mid season
MIA - Hill and Waddle combine for 2000 and 20
MIN - Jefferson 2000yds, team fails to rush for 1200 yards as a whole - Cousins arm is donated to the HOF once it falls off during the playoffs-putting Schilling's bloody sock to shame
NE- Stevenson 2000 all-purpose and 14 TD's
NO - Juwan Johnson leads team in receptions, and receiving TD's (Carr still underachieves w yet another 1 and done)
NYG - Barkley carries this team one more year - 2000 all purpose yards and 12, leads team in receptions
NYJ- Aaron Rodgers fails to lift anyone around him up- Dalvin Cook still leads team in rushing regardless of Breece Hall's return, Garret Wilson reaches 1000 but less than 10 td
PHI - D. Swift leads team in receptions, AJ Brown still top 10 WR, Hurts regressed passing holds him back though
PIT - Kenny Pickett 4000 and 30. Pickens flirts with elite WR status
SF - CMAC breaks CJ2K's YFS record
SEA - Geno remembers that he's Geno, not TB12- Kenny Walker for 1500 and 12
TB- disaster - Mike Evans traded at the deadline, Godwin on "injured reserve" (yes in quotations), rookie Trey Palmer leads receiving with less than 900 yards. No RB is 10 team roster worthy
TENN- King Henry leads AFC in rushing (not NFL), NUK 1400 and 10
WASH - McLaurin and Dotson both eclipse 1000yds, neither gets 10 scores

Edited- I forgot one...
Travis Kelce finishes no higher than TE3, Hockensen claims the throne, followed by Kittle. And yes I had this one before Kelce dinged his knee

 

[TREFF]

It would appear that my K. Tony bold prediction is already on VERY thin ice..oops

 

[leftypower]

It would appear that my K. Tony bold prediction is already on VERY thin ice..oops

Here's mine - - Think it's already over. ....

 

[Shanemansj13]

It would appear that my K. Tony bold prediction is already on VERY thin ice..oops

The ice is broken and that man is DEAD

 

[Shanemansj13]

It would appear that my K. Tony bold prediction is already on VERY thin ice..oops

I'm just seeing now you predicted 1,500 and 12. Wow. The boldest prediction in the history of these threads

 

[TREFF]

I'm just seeing now you predicted 1,500 and 12. Wow. The boldest prediction in the history of these threads

Go big or go home



I'm going home now

 

[TREFF]

Here's mine - - View attachment 339861 Think it's already over. ....

Hey, he chased Trey Lance outta town, step one complete!

 

[averagejoe]

It would appear that my K. Tony bold prediction is already on VERY thin ice..oops

It's one game.
Sure he looked bad.
But so did everyone not named Kelce.
He'll come around.

 

[leftypower]

Hey, he chased Trey Lance outta town, step one complete!

True - but so did Mr Irrelevant ..... and he also chased Jimmy G. outta town. ....

 

[Barilko]

Yep, once again, the thread you never wanted is back
At some point I wanted to go back to revisit last years, but I just haven't had the chance. I'm sure it was somewhere in the neighborhood of 60% BS, 20% accurate, and 20% damned close if you close one eye and read it upside down...and bckwards.

But anyway, lets just get to it for 2023!

NFL predictions-
AFC North
Cincy - 10-7*
Pitt - 10-7 WC
Balt - 9-8
Clev - 5-12

AFC South
JAX - 11-6 *
Tenn - 10-7 WC
Hous 5-12
Indy 2-15

AFC East
Buffalo 12-5
Miami 8-9
NE - 8-9
NLYJ - 8-9
(yes, I plan on the east beating the crap out of each other with only 1 playoff team)

AFC West
KC 14-3*
LAC 10-7 WC
Denv - 7-10
LVR - 6-11

NFC North
Min - 11-6 *
Det - 11-6 WC
GB - 9-8
Chic - 6-10

NFC South -
N.O. 11-6*
Atl 7-10
Car- 6-11
TB - 5-12

NFC West
SF 14-3 *
Sea 10-7 WC
LAR 6-11
ARZ - 2-15

NFC East-
Dallas 11-6*
Philly - 10-7 WC
NYG 10-7
WASH 5-12

AFC title game - KC vs JAX - KC
NFC title game - SF vs PHilly- SF
Super Bowl - SF over KC
super bowl MVP - Bosa

League MVP - CMAC
Rookie of the year - J. Gibbs
Comeback of the year - Kupp
Coach - K. Shannahan

Fantasy bold predictions-
by end of year - best value/ROI-
QB- Goff
RB- James Cook
WR - Kadarius Toney
TE - Juwan Johnson

Biggest busts-(relative to draft position/cost)
QB - D Watson
RB - N Harris
WR- D. Adams
TE- Waller

team by team bold fantasy predictions -
ARZ - rookie WR Michael WIlson 800+ yards and 7 td's
ATL - Ridder 3000yds, 25+ TD's
BAL - Dobbins 1200+ and 10
Buff - D. Haris has twice the rushing TD's that Josh Allen does
CAR - Hayden Hurst leds team in receptions, Miles Sanders leads in receiving yards and scores
CHIC - D. Foreman leads in rushing TD's. DJ Moore fails to reach 1000 yds
CINC - Burrows leads all QB's in fantasy points scored
CLEV - Chubb leads all NFL RB's in FP's, and much like '22 Jacobs, the team still sucks
DALL- Lamb and Cooks both reach 1500yds, Lamb 15 TD's
DENV - McLaughlin takes lead back job by week 4, J. Williams is ineffective in return from the knee injury
DET - Goff 5K and 40
GB- Watson and Doubs combine for 2000 and 18
HOUST- wow, not much to be bold about here..anyone doing anything noteworthy would be bold- Peirce has 1100 and 8??
INDY - again, another blech offense- no player finishes within the top 20 at their positions
JAX - Etienne 2000 all purpose yards
K.C. - K. Toney finally puts a season together - 1500 and 12
LV- both Jacobs and Adams fail to crack top ten at their positions
LAR - Cooper Kupp returns, and drags Stafford, with him to 1400 and 12, Stafford 3500 and 30+
LAC- Herbert 5000 and 40, Q. Johnson supplants an injured Keenan Allen at mid season
MIA - Hill and Waddle combine for 2000 and 20
MIN - Jefferson 2000yds, team fails to rush for 1200 yards as a whole - Cousins arm is donated to the HOF once it falls off during the playoffs-putting Schilling's bloody sock to shame
NE- Stevenson 2000 all-purpose and 14 TD's
NO - Juwan Johnson leads team in receptions, and receiving TD's (Carr still underachieves w yet another 1 and done)
NYG - Barkley carries this team one more year - 2000 all purpose yards and 12, leads team in receptions
NYJ- Aaron Rodgers fails to lift anyone around him up- Dalvin Cook still leads team in rushing regardless of Breece Hall's return, Garret Wilson reaches 1000 but less than 10 td
PHI - D. Swift leads team in receptions, AJ Brown still top 10 WR, Hurts regressed passing holds him back though
PIT - Kenny Pickett 4000 and 30. Pickens flirts with elite WR status
SF - CMAC breaks CJ2K's YFS record
SEA - Geno remembers that he's Geno, not TB12- Kenny Walker for 1500 and 12
TB- disaster - Mike Evans traded at the deadline, Godwin on "injured reserve" (yes in quotations), rookie Trey Palmer leads receiving with less than 900 yards. No RB is 10 team roster worthy
TENN- King Henry leads AFC in rushing (not NFL), NUK 1400 and 10
WASH - McLaurin and Dotson both eclipse 1000yds, neither gets 10 scores

Edited- I forgot one...
Travis Kelce finishes no higher than TE3, Hockensen claims the throne, followed by Kittle. And yes I had this one before Kelce dinged his knee

Great read Treff as always....

but this anal counting Canadian has ya missing 3 wins Doh i see 269-274 totals yet by teams only Bears not 17 total....

so next year predict every single game of 272 ....

 

[TREFF]

Great read Treff as always....

but this anal counting Canadian has ya missing 3 wins Doh i see 269-274 totals yet by teams only Bears not 17 total....

so next year predict every single game of 272 ....

Most likely typos trying to get it posted before game time... I'll look into it

 

[Chef99]

It's one game.
Sure he looked bad.
But so did everyone not named Kelce.
He'll come around.

Anyone wants to sell Toney low, I'm in.

 

[TKOSpikes]

Yep, once again, the thread you never wanted is back
At some point I wanted to go back to revisit last years, but I just haven't had the chance. I'm sure it was somewhere in the neighborhood of 60% BS, 20% accurate, and 20% damned close if you close one eye and read it upside down...and bckwards.

But anyway, lets just get to it for 2023!

NFL predictions-
AFC North
Cincy - 10-7*
Pitt - 10-7 WC
Balt - 9-8
Clev - 5-12

AFC South
JAX - 11-6 *
Tenn - 10-7 WC
Hous 5-12
Indy 2-15

AFC East
Buffalo 12-5
Miami 8-9
NE - 8-9
NLYJ - 8-9
(yes, I plan on the east beating the crap out of each other with only 1 playoff team)

AFC West
KC 14-3*
LAC 10-7 WC
Denv - 7-10
LVR - 6-11

NFC North
Min - 11-6 *
Det - 11-6 WC
GB - 9-8
Chic - 6-10

NFC South -
N.O. 11-6*
Atl 7-10
Car- 6-11
TB - 5-12

NFC West
SF 14-3 *
Sea 10-7 WC
LAR 6-11
ARZ - 2-15

NFC East-
Dallas 11-6*
Philly - 10-7 WC
NYG 10-7
WASH 5-12

AFC title game - KC vs JAX - KC
NFC title game - SF vs PHilly- SF
Super Bowl - SF over KC
super bowl MVP - Bosa

League MVP - CMAC
Rookie of the year - J. Gibbs
Comeback of the year - Kupp
Coach - K. Shannahan

Fantasy bold predictions-
by end of year - best value/ROI-
QB- Goff
RB- James Cook
WR - Kadarius Toney
TE - Juwan Johnson

Biggest busts-(relative to draft position/cost)
QB - D Watson
RB - N Harris
WR- D. Adams
TE- Waller

team by team bold fantasy predictions -
ARZ - rookie WR Michael WIlson 800+ yards and 7 td's
ATL - Ridder 3000yds, 25+ TD's
BAL - Dobbins 1200+ and 10
Buff - D. Haris has twice the rushing TD's that Josh Allen does
CAR - Hayden Hurst leds team in receptions, Miles Sanders leads in receiving yards and scores
CHIC - D. Foreman leads in rushing TD's. DJ Moore fails to reach 1000 yds
CINC - Burrows leads all QB's in fantasy points scored
CLEV - Chubb leads all NFL RB's in FP's, and much like '22 Jacobs, the team still sucks
DALL- Lamb and Cooks both reach 1500yds, Lamb 15 TD's
DENV - McLaughlin takes lead back job by week 4, J. Williams is ineffective in return from the knee injury
DET - Goff 5K and 40
GB- Watson and Doubs combine for 2000 and 18
HOUST- wow, not much to be bold about here..anyone doing anything noteworthy would be bold- Peirce has 1100 and 8??
INDY - again, another blech offense- no player finishes within the top 20 at their positions
JAX - Etienne 2000 all purpose yards
K.C. - K. Toney finally puts a season together - 1500 and 12
LV- both Jacobs and Adams fail to crack top ten at their positions
LAR - Cooper Kupp returns, and drags Stafford, with him to 1400 and 12, Stafford 3500 and 30+
LAC- Herbert 5000 and 40, Q. Johnson supplants an injured Keenan Allen at mid season
MIA - Hill and Waddle combine for 2000 and 20
MIN - Jefferson 2000yds, team fails to rush for 1200 yards as a whole - Cousins arm is donated to the HOF once it falls off during the playoffs-putting Schilling's bloody sock to shame
NE- Stevenson 2000 all-purpose and 14 TD's
NO - Juwan Johnson leads team in receptions, and receiving TD's (Carr still underachieves w yet another 1 and done)
NYG - Barkley carries this team one more year - 2000 all purpose yards and 12, leads team in receptions
NYJ- Aaron Rodgers fails to lift anyone around him up- Dalvin Cook still leads team in rushing regardless of Breece Hall's return, Garret Wilson reaches 1000 but less than 10 td
PHI - D. Swift leads team in receptions, AJ Brown still top 10 WR, Hurts regressed passing holds him back though
PIT - Kenny Pickett 4000 and 30. Pickens flirts with elite WR status
SF - CMAC breaks CJ2K's YFS record
SEA - Geno remembers that he's Geno, not TB12- Kenny Walker for 1500 and 12
TB- disaster - Mike Evans traded at the deadline, Godwin on "injured reserve" (yes in quotations), rookie Trey Palmer leads receiving with less than 900 yards. No RB is 10 team roster worthy
TENN- King Henry leads AFC in rushing (not NFL), NUK 1400 and 10
WASH - McLaurin and Dotson both eclipse 1000yds, neither gets 10 scores

Edited- I forgot one...
Travis Kelce finishes no higher than TE3, Hockensen claims the throne, followed by Kittle. And yes I had this one before Kelce dinged his knee

I like how you have all caps for all teams except “Buff”

I’ll take that as sneaky subtext where you really think they will stop circling those wagons and hold up Lombardi in February, 2024!

 

[SmokingMonkey]

Anyone wants to sell Toney low, I'm in.

Be careful, only winners so far in Toney trades have been the teams shipping him out

 

[TREFF]

I like how you have all caps for all teams except “Buff”

I’ll take that as sneaky subtext where you really think they will stop circling those wagons and hold up Lombardi in February, 2024!

I picked em last year, and they let me down!

 

[Barilko]

I picked em last year, and they let me down!

they might have let you down i felt the wave of tears as the blew west from Nova Scotia to my stupid Quebec

 

[Barilko]

Be careful, only winners so far in Toney trades have been the teams shipping him out

what happens when ya name your team after him...doh

 

[averagejoe]

Any thoughts on FANTASY predictions gone awry?

 

[SmokingMonkey]

Anyone wants to sell Toney low, I'm in.

Be careful, only winners so far in Toney trades have been the teams shipping him out

Any thoughts on FANTASY predictions gone awry?

Hope no one traded FOR Toney this fall and only traded him away

 

[TREFF]

Any thoughts on FANTASY predictions gone awry?

Haha . This years bunch has been one of my WORST I do believe.

Injuries, disappointing performances, and just flat out, dead wrong calls on my part all around.

I will go back over these while I'm sipping Miami Vices and Pina colada's out in the Caribbean here in a couple weeks though