Beighloahre fan quits message board to fingerbang his rooster in the butt

[occupant]

Bumdiddling on the Brazos.

 

[huskers1217]

leave @used2beHu alone

 

[bamabear82]

He'll be back. He still lurks from time to time.

 

[B_dub]

How do you know this?

 

[ralphiewvu]

Exile, I MISS YOU ALREADY YOU BUMBLESCUM YOU

 

[Bandwagonbo2]

I hear it was just a matter of time before Hu left anyway. The story of Briles and his love affair was going to hit the news at some point. Art called him bear and Hu loved Art's rooster, It was love at first sight.

 

[Texas Jefe]

I figured out Hu a long time ago: he works on Madison Ave writing advertising campaigns.

His biggest success was the Chickfil a campaign, you know where the cows write on stuff saying to eat chicken and stuff? Ever notice the spelling in those? Look familar? Yeah, that was a successful one.

Thus, he's just away meditating to come up with the next great ad.

 

[nddulac]

How do you know this?

He's the rooster.

 

[4down20]

He'll probably get more enjoyment out of that than following Baylor football.

 

[Cowboyinexile]

Come back you glorious River Aggie!

 

[occupant]

A farmer decides he needs a new rooster so he can expand his chicken coop, so he buys the most virile one he can find and names him Brewster. Within a day, Brewster has impregnated every hen the farmer owns.

The next day, the farmer awakes to a huge ruckus coming from his turkey pen. He goes out to defend his turkeys, only to find Brewster furiously attempting to fuck every turkey he owns, sending them into a panic. The farmer grabs the rooster by the neck and pulls him away, saying "Brewster, you horny rooster, keep this up and it's gonna kill you!".

The very next day, the farmer awakes to angry honking. Running over to where the geese are kept, he sees a storm of feathers as Brewster vigorously humps every goose that isn't attacking him. The farmer jumps in and yanks Brewster away, yelling "Brewster, you horny rooster, keep this up and it's gonna kill you!".

The next day, all seems quiet. The farmer goes out to inspect his animals only to see a small figure laying motionless in the hot sun. He walks over to see that it's Brewster, tongue lolling out of his beak in the dust. The farmer sighs and says "I tried to tell you, Brewster, you horny rooster, what did you try to fuck now?"

Brewster pops open an eye and says "Shut up asshole... Hu's coming...".

 

[theboardref]

leave @used2beHu alone