(apparently) Incorrect answers to your wife’s question “Now that College Football started...

[TheReal_NU]

I make an exception on Oregon bye weeks.

I did that once in 2001 (Nebraska bye week).

Have not talked to my brother since.

 

[Red_Alert]

What does your wife think of you telling that to all of your girlfriends?

I divorced her for fighting and pouting about my CFB time.

To be fair to her, she didn't get the warning before we were married. None-the-less, she didn't respect it after so buh-bye.

They all get the warning early on now.

I will take a distraction for them if in lingerie and heels. However, I still need to be within sight of the tv.
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[rmilia1]

This is part of the old adage

" Men marry a woman hoping she never changes. Women marry a man in hopes they can change him . Both are inevitably disappointed"

 

[jjc2009]

No. I’m going to some of the games with the boys. Make sure this shit is all picked up when I get back.

 

[ralphiewvu]

Are your in-laws and young kids present at the time of the questioning?

 

[NU_FTW]

What a lucky guy I am... my wife is as fanatical about football as I am.

My wife always asks who is on & when. she watches with me when she is home

 

[batchaps4me]

Tennessee fan: No, just three hours.