Tin Man
Loquacious Constituent
Jimminy Cricket, @outofyourmind... It's the frickin' off-season. The long dark. Your black and white list of prognostication for Their Nebs coming season would cause organ failure among the elderly and infirm. My advice, don't post on this topic unless high as a kite or running a fever - something that will cause you to put some color into it. Here's an illustration
Sept 1: Zippity Doo Dah! Zippity Eh! My oh my, what a wonderful day! Plenty of scoring by Big Red! Nebraska football isn't yet dead!
Sept 8: Rocky Mountain high, indeed. Maybe the Buffs had been tokin' weed, maybe not, but in the end, the Huskers win the day.
Sept 15: Who the fvck are these guys from Troy, Alabama?!?! Who said they could play football, dammit?!?! Thank god for those flags late in the game. Without those stupid penalties, they would have upset Lincoln's Lovelies.
Sept 22: The entire goddam planet knows Nebraska deserved to win! They outplayed hapless Michigan throughout the entire game! How in hell did they wind up losing? Harbaugh better not cross state lines. That's all we're saying.
Sept 29: What is Brohm feeding them over there? The Huskers are goddam lucky to have escaped with a W.
Oct 6: Did you see those teenage girls? Christ! That one with the 34Cs couldn't have been old enough to have a driver's license! Gotta be hormones in the water, or something... Nah, man. I was fixated on that row of coeds during jump around. Jiggity, bro. Did we win? No, but I'm thinking it might be worth coming back in a couple of years.
Oct 13: Did we win? Barely... Fuck it. Good enough for me, man.
Oct 20: Don't tell me. We lost to Minnie Ha Ha at home. OK, I won't tell you. How in the name of... Please, tell me we're better than this. Nah, I'm not gonna tell you that. You wanna feel bad about this one, go ahead.
Nov 3: Hell yeah! We almost upset those Fucknuts! It's comin'! Next time, to the moon, Urban!
Nov 10: And the angel did pour forth the contents of his bowl, and it was wrath. A seeming generation of fan frustration coincided with Frost's team clicking on all cylinders. The Huskers could do no wrong, and the Illini suffered the ignominy of being in their way.
Nov 17: That was a signature win, man! Can you believe it? MSU, baby! Yeah! Gotta say, the breaks went Nebraska's way on those final two drives... Fuck that shit! A W is a W. Frosty, man! Frosty!
Nov 23: Goddam Iowa. What the fuck is a hawkeye, anyway? We should tear down that walking bridge across the Missouri. What's in Council Bluffs? Buncha frickin' bicyclists every other year it seems... Shut up. Let 'em come to Omaha. Take their money. Just beat their goddam football teams. I need a beer...
Sept 1: Zippity Doo Dah! Zippity Eh! My oh my, what a wonderful day! Plenty of scoring by Big Red! Nebraska football isn't yet dead!
Sept 8: Rocky Mountain high, indeed. Maybe the Buffs had been tokin' weed, maybe not, but in the end, the Huskers win the day.
Sept 15: Who the fvck are these guys from Troy, Alabama?!?! Who said they could play football, dammit?!?! Thank god for those flags late in the game. Without those stupid penalties, they would have upset Lincoln's Lovelies.
Sept 22: The entire goddam planet knows Nebraska deserved to win! They outplayed hapless Michigan throughout the entire game! How in hell did they wind up losing? Harbaugh better not cross state lines. That's all we're saying.
Sept 29: What is Brohm feeding them over there? The Huskers are goddam lucky to have escaped with a W.
Oct 6: Did you see those teenage girls? Christ! That one with the 34Cs couldn't have been old enough to have a driver's license! Gotta be hormones in the water, or something... Nah, man. I was fixated on that row of coeds during jump around. Jiggity, bro. Did we win? No, but I'm thinking it might be worth coming back in a couple of years.
Oct 13: Did we win? Barely... Fuck it. Good enough for me, man.
Oct 20: Don't tell me. We lost to Minnie Ha Ha at home. OK, I won't tell you. How in the name of... Please, tell me we're better than this. Nah, I'm not gonna tell you that. You wanna feel bad about this one, go ahead.
Nov 3: Hell yeah! We almost upset those Fucknuts! It's comin'! Next time, to the moon, Urban!
Nov 10: And the angel did pour forth the contents of his bowl, and it was wrath. A seeming generation of fan frustration coincided with Frost's team clicking on all cylinders. The Huskers could do no wrong, and the Illini suffered the ignominy of being in their way.
Nov 17: That was a signature win, man! Can you believe it? MSU, baby! Yeah! Gotta say, the breaks went Nebraska's way on those final two drives... Fuck that shit! A W is a W. Frosty, man! Frosty!
Nov 23: Goddam Iowa. What the fuck is a hawkeye, anyway? We should tear down that walking bridge across the Missouri. What's in Council Bluffs? Buncha frickin' bicyclists every other year it seems... Shut up. Let 'em come to Omaha. Take their money. Just beat their goddam football teams. I need a beer...