Game Thread: 91916 KerBum!

[1phlapdown]

I can practically guarantee a Gonzo rbi here...


edit...fuck.


edit... I'm glad I'm off work for a few days

 

[LHG]

Dodgers begin the 9th with 3 singles.

Giants have three singles in 9 innings.

Then we may have other pitchers in this game, guys like Joe Nathan and Mark Reynolds. You know, pitchers who may actually get outs.

 

[Stokes1931]

Well, it was a good season, for half of it.

Can't put this on Noggin. The Bully is spooked. They have a bad case of the Yips right now.

Bunch of gurly men.

 

[calsnowskier]

I am beyond surprise. Beyond caring, even.

 

[SFGRTB]

Technically out of the playoffs, since I'm pretty sure STL hold the tie-breaker.

 

[LHG]

What a sorry, sad sack of crap this team is this year! They should be automatically eliminated from the playoffs. End our misery!

 

[SFGRTB]

Well, it was a good season, for half of it.

Can't put this on Noggin. The Bully is spooked. They have a bad case of the Yips right now.

Bunch of gurly men.

Well, he could have left Bum in to be is own closer.

 

[lasportzphan]

Tough one, guys. You pen is in their own head.

I know he's your asshole, but Bum created a fire when there was no fire. Your thoughts? Seemed unnecessary and perhaps undermined the team?

 

[LHG]

Well, he could have left Bum in to be is own closer.

Hadn't even thrown 100 pitches yet.

 

[SFGRTB]

Tough one, guys. You pen is in their own head.

I know he's your asshole, but Bum created a fire when there was no fire. Your thoughts? Seemed unnecessary and perhaps undermined the team?

Our team needed the damn fire weeks ago. Our bullpen just has their heads up their asses right now in the 9th inning of games. If anything, if that's what got Bum knocked out of the game, then that was what Bum created.

 

[LHG]

Tough one, guys. You pen is in their own head.

I know he's your asshole, but Bum created a fire when there was no fire. Your thoughts? Seemed unnecessary and perhaps undermined the team?

When two idiots meet, fire is bound to happen. Bumgarner is a competitor and cocky. He just needs to shut his mouth and keep it internal sometimes. However, this is just as much on the offense and bullpen for failing to do crap.

 

[1phlapdown]

Tough one, guys. You pen is in their own head.

I know he's your asshole, but Bum created a fire when there was no fire. Your thoughts? Seemed unnecessary and perhaps undermined the team?

He can't help himself, especially with puig.

We need CG wins the rest of the way.

 

[Stokes1931]

Tough one, guys. You pen is in their own head.

I know he's your asshole, but Bum created a fire when there was no fire. Your thoughts? Seemed unnecessary and perhaps undermined the team?

Maybe. Better to let sleeping dogs lie.

I hate baseball.

 

[calsnowskier]

Tough one, guys. You pen is in their own head.

I know he's your asshole, but Bum created a fire when there was no fire. Your thoughts? Seemed unnecessary and perhaps undermined the team?

I agree 100%. You do that shit when you are DOWN 1-0. Not when you are UP 1-0.

 

[lasportzphan]

He can't help himself, especially with puig.

Puig is a fuckhead, no doubt.

The Dodgers will likely shit the bed in the playoffs per usual, take solace in that.

 

[calsnowskier]

And guys, you can't put this on the bats. They had the lead going into the bottom of the 9th against Clayton fucking Kershaw.

This is the worst case if team-yips I have ever seen. I can't even imagine a worse case.

 

[LHG]

Puig is a fuckhead, no doubt.

The Dodgers will likely shit the bed in the playoffs per usual, take solace in that.

Not counting on that. They will go in as underdogs. The Mets will be given some due based on making the WS last year and the Cardinals have the pedigree. The Cubs, of course, are the darlings. Kind of makes the Dodgers the underdog by default and we know how that has worked the last few even years.

 

[calsnowskier]

Puig is a fuckhead, no doubt.

The Dodgers will likely shit the bed in the playoffs per usual, take solace in that.

The dogs being the only other true team in the NL this year is forcing me to root for the end of the streak. I LOVE the Cubbies futility.

 

[lasportzphan]

And guys, you can't put tHis on the bats. They had the lead going into the bottom of the 9th against Clayton fucking Kershaw.

This is the worst case if team-yips I have ever seen. I can't even imagine a worse case.

From my vantage point, agreed. The Dodgers pulled a Giants on the Giants tonight. If that makes sense.

 

[Stokes1931]

First game of a series. (Loss - check)

Only one walk. (Loss - check)

Brilliant pitching by the starter (Loss - check)

Total freaking implosion by our bullpen. (Loss - check)

Complete and total slumber by our "hitters" (Loss - check)

Can this season get any worse? Any worse?!?