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49er-Ram game thread

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-9erman22
The 49er's will win against the horrible Rams. The 49er's defense is still playing tough and Clements is still playing great. I expect him to lock up Holt all game long. Walt Harris hasn't been playing well but i expect him to slow down the dinosaur that is Isaac Bruce. Patrick Willis will knock Steven Jackson around all game. Frank Gore will get over 100 yards rushing against the Ram's terrible defense. Marc Bulger may be back at full strength but that doesn't matter because he will be looking up at Rod Green,Pat Willis,Brandon Moore all day long. Vernon will have over 100 yards receiving and the 49er's will win. The offense and defense come together with a complete game and a 28-14 victory.






-chrisoveryou
I blame it on alex smith

-TheNinerMind
"what the hell dilfer"

That was Alex Smith's fault.

-TheNinerMind
"another drop by Jackson;-("

Alex Smith

-clydeCarson
Alex Smith with another interception.

-clydeCarson
"clyde, his not playing is simply no excuse. That pick goes on him".


Of course. Excuses are for whimps. Alex Smith made the bad decision there obviously.

-chrisoveryou
"Alex Smith with another interception."

i literally almost fell out of my chair on this one.

on another note:

frank gore 8 rushes for 12 yards.

must be alex smith's fault.

-clydeCarson
Duh! Alex Smith needs to open up bigger holes for Frank Gore.

-clydeCarson
Alex Smith's gameplan is horrible, btw.

-imac_21
Just come out and say it clyde, Alex Smith is responsible for high gas prices.

And global warming.

-clydeCarson
Yep. And the Middle East crisis. The cyclone that hit Bangladesh is probably his fault too.

-imac_21
Alex Smith killed Abraham Lincoln and JFK.

-clydeCarson
Really? I didn't think he was that accurate. Bust they say?

-TheNinerMind
This stew just isn't sitting right. Damn Alex Smith.

-chrisoveryou
alex smith was responsible for the challenger explosion.

i also heard he had a hand in the sinking of the titanic

-VVloed
don't forget it was a small hand

-imac_21
If he had average sized hands he would have been able to plug the leak.

-vipervisor
Alex Smith = Lax Me Sh@it

-imac_21
Alex Smith has unpaid parking tickets.

-XZIBIT864
after this game im officaly on the smith is abust bandwagon. you guys just convinced me with this convo

-imac_21
I just got a call from Jesus, Alex Smith is the antichrist.

-VVloed
Gotta call you out on that one mac.

Derek Anderson was boarding a flight, he couldn't have made that call.

-chrisoveryou
This just in:

alex smith steals candy from babies and punches kittens.

-imac_21
really? I heard he stole candy from kittens and punched babies. I guess the original reports were wrong. I'm glad I didn't post that and start a nasty, untrue rumour.

-XZIBIT864

wow another sack.

to bad alex smith sucks so much

-XZIBIT864
i take that back it wasnt actually a sack, if you slow down the film you see smith shot lazers form his eyes on the sideline to knock bulger down

-imac_21
Alex Smith is the real father of Britney Spears' kids.

-vipervisor
Bill Walsh is currently designing a new and greater West Coast in Heaven offense that is totally based on punting so when Alex gets there he has an excuse and doesn't have to use Alex. God has his figers crossed Andy Lee is dead before Alex.

-imac_21
"Was it Smith who killed Jesus?"

No, but Judas is related to Alex Smith.

-imac_21
Alex Smith ruined Joe Montana's elbow, and gave Steve Young his last concussion.

-imac_21
It was Alex Smith that stopped the mountain from going to Muhammad, and he started the party at the base of Mount Sinai.

-imac_21
Alex Smith drained the levy

-TheNinerMind
Contrary to popular belief, Alex Smith did not cause the Exxon Valdez oil spill. But he has drowned several baby seals in motor oil.

-clydeCarson
Alex Smith gave Benoit his steriods.

-chrisoveryou
I want to see where Cazic is with the "trent dilfer is better than Alex smith" threads/posts

-vipervisor
Alex Smith was the kicking Tee fetcher @ the 98 NFC champ game and he had trouble picking it up so he jumped on it to hide it in the ground. That's why Steve Young tripped on the pass to Owens.

-imac_21
Alex Smith keeps changing the format of these boards.

-chrisoveryou
alex smith called that draw play, not hostler.

-XZIBIT864
BY must be immune to alex smith's enchantment

-Ray__Dogg
Alex Smith shot Tupac.

-vipervisor
Marc Ecko has announced he will be putting Alex Smith's sig on the HR ball not an *

-clydeCarson
Smith framed Scott Peterson.

-XZIBIT864
alex smith through a football through the twin towers that went so fast it traveld back in time and blew up pearl harbor

-imac_21
Alex Smith is Superman, and he is supposed to help the Niners, but Aaron Rodgers keeps spiking Smith's water bottle with red kryptonite.

-ds_49ers
Alex Smith killed the dinosaurs.

-XZIBIT864
alex smith accidently yawned and sucked the ball out of bounds, to make up for helping the 49ers he will make dilfer throow another INT

-chrisoveryou
seriously though.. is it bad that I can't wait to rub the fact that trent dilfer is a pile of garbage in cazics face later. i mean i have to find some way to enjoy myself this season.

-vipervisor
Ever wonder what the D initial stands for as his middle name? Hitler.

-imac_21
LOL

The Alex Smith that was the QB at Utah is now the TE in TB. The guy playing QB for us was the TE at Stanford. They talked at the combine and decided to play a nasty practical joke on the NFL.

-clydeCarson
It was actually Smith who went down on Bill Clinton.

-vipervisor
Great Irish Potato Famine? They had nothing to carry them in. Alex had all the sacks.

-imac_21
"Alex Smith tore Lawson's acl."

with his bare(ly big enough) hands.

-clydeCarson
"Owen's with TD number 4, damn wish we still had him."

Take it up with Smith. He's the one who traded him.

-Ray__Dogg
Alex lasered Staley in the balls.

-imac_21
Alex Smith let the dogs out

-chrisoveryou
"Why do leave VD in to block so often?"


it's alex smith's fault.. obviously

Alex Smith gave Vick his first puppy

-vipervisor
I can't connect Alex directly to the stealing of Christmas but he was behind the Grinch's plot. I can prove it for Hanukkah, Alex being a Anti-Semite and what not.

-vipervisor
Alex called the audible on that route JFK took Nov. 22nd 1963.

-XZIBIT864
told you alex would make dilfer throw an int

-Ray__Dogg
Bad throw by Smith.
 

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I'm sitting here at work laughing my ass off!! Post of the week!
 

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-chrisoveryou 1 good thing to come out of today's game

the hilarious game-day thread

bar-none lol



-imac_21
Alex Smith created AIDS, and brought crack to the ghetto.

-clydeCarson
LOL.

Alex Smith is supplying al Qaida with its weapons.

-imac_21
Alex Smith raped Cazic's sister.


OK, so this one might be true.

-clydeCarson
Alex Smith is the Kool-Aid Man:

-chrisoveryou
i heard alex smith once farted, and anthrax came out.

-imac_21
stormace is Aaron Rodgers.

Sorry, back on topic.

Alex Smith was in charge of counting the votes in Florida in 2000.

-imac_21
Alex Smith brought the Avian Flu to North America.

-clydeCarson
Alex Smith gave Turner his skin-care products.

-jds_49ers
Alex Smith is the reason we invaded Iraq

-imac_21
Alex Smith kidnapped the Lindberg baby.

-imac_21
Alex Smith bult the grassy knoll and the book depository in Dealey Plaza, Dallas.

-jds_49ers
Alex Smith is the reason Dog the bounty hunter said N*gg*r!

-imac_21
Alex Smith bought Lincoln tickets to the theater.

-clydeCarson
Alex Smith started the plague in medieval Europe.

-imac_21
Alex Smith was the political advisor to the Stuart dynsasty in england.

-jds_49ers
Alex Smith created S.I.D.S. to stop future Alex Smith's.

-clydeCarson
Alex Smith bought Hardrock a computer.

-thisabyssisbliss
Every time alex smith throws a pass a puppy dies

I am sorry but this is the single funniest thread I have read on here.

-imac_21
Alex Smith was Christopher Colombus' navigator.

-ds_49ers
Alex Smith is Latin for Raiders.

-jds_49ers
Alex Smith told the indians to stop fighting for their land

-clydeCarson
Alex Smith edited Mein Kampf.

-jds_49ers
Alex Smith is to football as peace is to Iraq

-imac_21
Alex Smith set up the Vichy government.

-clydeCarson
Alex Smith gave birth to Paris Hilton.

-imac_21
Alex Smith bought Britney Spears her first martini.

-clydeCarson
Alex Smith shaved Britney Spears' head.

-imac_21
Alex Smith traded Randy Moss to the Patriots.

-clydeCarson
Alex Smith is the CEO of Blackwater.

-clydeCarson
Alex Smith was behind the Oklahoma city bombing.

-clydeCarson
Alex Smith taught Stalin philosophy.

-imac_21
Alex Smith broke Garrison Hearst's ankle.

-clydeCarson
Alex Smith financed Vick's house in Atlanta.

-imac_21
Alex Smith was Kenneth Starr's idol.

-TheNinerMind
Alex Smith thinks Robin Williams is funny.

-clydeCarson
Alex Smith convinced Hostler to pick up a football.

-TheNinerMind
Alex Smith designed Windows Vista.

-jds_49ers
Alex Smith owned 80% of Googles stock but sold it for 10 bucks cause he thought it was a bad idea

-clydeCarson
Alex Smith is Lindsay Lohan's drug dealer.

-TheNinerMind
In the offseason, Alex Smith works as a customer service supervisor at the DMV.

-imac_21
Alex Smith cheated in the Sharks FFL.

-imac_21
Alex Smith proposed the Stamp Act.

-jds_49ers
Alex Smith introduced OJ to Nicole

-clydeCarson
Alex Smith is Rosie O'Donnell's cook.

-TheNinerMind
Alex Smith tells Mike Nolan what to say at press conferences.

-jds_49ers
Alex Smith's favorite car is a Pinto

-TheNinerMind
Alex Smith was Greg Brady's trainer in celebrity boxing.

-jds_49ers
Alex Smith served the Kool Aide to the Heavens gate.


-clydeCarson
Alex Smith started Sars.

-jds_49ers
Alex Smith made Aqua Dots

-TheNinerMind
Alex Smith met Dustin Diamond at a party once.

-jds_49ers
Alex Smith was made in China and his red jersey has to much lead.

-clydeCarson
Alex Smith invented communism.

-jds_49ers
Alex Smith designed the Yugo

-TheNinerMind
Alex Smith runs the 49ers offense. Wait, what's this thread about again?


-jds_49ers
Alex Smith invented the internet!

-imac_21
Alex Smith told Eric Mangini the Patriots were video taping defensive signlas.


-TheNinerMind
Kevin Everett... nah.

Alex Smith created Jar Jar Binks.

-jds_49ers
Alex Smith's best friend is Leeroooooy Jenkins!

-jds_49ers
Alex Smith is the Star Wars kid!

-clydeCarson
Alex Smith was Jessica Simpson's teacher.

-jds_49ers
Alex Smith started the cinnamon challange

-jds_49ers
Alex Smith put up the Berlin wall.

-clydeCarson
Alex Smith sold Seung-Hui Choi of Virginia Tech, a gun.

-TheNinerMind
That's the point, dude. People have to stop blaming Alex Smith for everything. It's rediculous.

-jds_49ers
Alex Smith uses AOL dial up

-mac_21
Alex Smith is a Nigerian diplomat.

-thisabyssisbliss
Alex smith designed this website

Horseback riding in VIRGINIA Horses & Equine

-thisabyssisbliss
Alex smith created American Idol

-thisabyssisbliss
alex smith invented asbestos

-jds_49ers
Alex Smith made pills that will gain you 3 inchs.

-jds_49ers
Alex Smith uses Cialis and has 4 hour erections and anal dischage

-thisabyssisbliss
Alex smith directed Godfather III

-thisabyssisbliss
Alex smith founded the RIAA

-imac_21
Alex Smith greenlighted Gigli.

-jds_49ers
Alex Smith paid to see Gigli.

-jds_49ers
And bought the DVD

-TheNinerMind
And watched the deleted scenes. I.E. the scenes not good enough to make the final cut of Gigli.

-jds_49ers
And the director commintary

-imac_21
Alex Smith made his own commentary.

-imac_21
Alex Smith started the souther California fires.

-imac_21
Alex Smith says the moon is fake.

-jds_49ers
Alex Smith still thinks the earth is flat.

-thisabyssisbliss
Alex smith taught Kwame how to hold

-jds_49ers
Alex Smith supported Beta Max

-jds_49ers
Alex Smith created New Kids On The Block and The Backstreet Boys

-jds_49ers
Alex Smith is EMO

-chrisoveryou
this is the type of thread I need after this type of game/season.

lol

-jds_49ers
Alex Smith loves John York and Mike Nolan

-niners4life1978
Alex Smith was the operator of the Chernobyl power plant.


-TheNinerMind
Alex Smith invented New Coke. Sort of. He just slapped the labels on Pepsi cans.

-imac_21
Alex Smith screwed Bret Hart at Survivor Series in 1996.

-TheNinerMind
Alex Smith thinks Jim Hostler is a superstar coordinator.

-niners4life1978
Alex Smith is the real Ron Mexico

-jds_49ers
Alex Smith voted for Ross Perot

-thisabyssisbliss
alex smith built the bridge in minneapolis

-Ray__Dogg
Alex Smith crashed the oil tanker into the Bay Bridge.


-imac_21
Alex Smith is Steve Bartman
AND Jeffrey Maier

-niners4life1978
Alex Smith is Michael Jackson's PR director

-niners4life1978
Alex Smith is Scott Norwoods kicking coach. Wide right.

-Ray__Dogg
Alex Smith was the bouncing burglar. He was just wearing some face paint, I swear.

-jds_49ers
Alex Smith would kick the FG when down by 7 with 2 min left.

-niners4life1978
Alex Smith told the Chargers to draft Ryan Leaf.

-jds_49ers
Alex Smith thinks the end zone is a mythical place.

-TheNinerMind
Alex Smith cancelled Family Guy.


-chrisoveryou
alex smith killed kenny

-jds_49ers
Alex Smith thinks TD's are for sissy's and real men throw INT's

-Ray__Dogg
In 1996, Alex Smith drafted Todd Fuller instead of Kobe Bryant.

-Ray__Dogg
Alex Smith directed Eye of the Beholder.

-imac_21
Alex Smith voted for the Patriot Act.

-imac_21
Alex Smith turned off the power at Jurassic Park

-jds_49ers
Alex Smith thinks a draw and 3rd and long is a great play.

-jds_49ers
Alex Smith thinks Hostler Is a grade A coach.

-imac_21
Alex Smith caused the Cuban Missile Crisis.

-thisabyssisbliss
Alex smith found the cure for cancer but wont tell anyone because the drug companies are paying him off.

-imac_21
He invented a combustion engine that runs on salt water too, but he is keeping to himself because he wants to see the planet destroyed.

-chrisoveryou
alex smith turned the espn boards into myspace.

-Ovalshine
The final scene of The Sopranos was written by Ale
 

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OMG I couldnt stop laughing
 

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I found out what happened to Rhoji. He's busy with the Air Force.
 
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