2018 Minnesota Twins

[Win TWINS!!!]

Sano is without a doubt the dumbest baseballs player I’ve ever seen

He has no baseball IQ

What he do? I missed it.

 

[mr.hockey4242]

What he do? I missed it.

1 out

He’s on 2nd and Mauer on 3rd.

Rosario hits a HARD grounder right next to 1B bag for the out.

Mauer holds because he has a brain. Sano wanders off 2nd thinking it’s time to run. Thrown out trying to get back. He’s just stupid

 

[mr.hockey4242]

Buxton single handedly gets us a run!!

Mauer adds another!!

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

Buxton single handedly gets us a run!!

Mauer adds another!!

1 More hit @Nosferatu!

 

[Nosferatu]

1 More hit @Nosferatu!

Nick Markakis has over 2,000 hits and he's in his 13th year and he's made about a $100M in his career.

The legendary Mark Grudzielanek had over 2,000 hits in 15 years and he only made $36M his entire career.

The record book is full of nobodies who have 2,000 hits and I really don't think any of them made over $200M in their career to be a singles hitter.

Yawn

 

[mr.hockey4242]

Nick Markakis has over 2,000 hits and he's in his 13th year and he's made about a $100M in his career.

The legendary Mark Grudzielanek had over 2,000 hits in 15 years and he only made $36M his entire career.

The record book is full of nobodies who have 2,000 hits and I really don't think any of them made over $200M in their career to be a singles hitter.

Yawn

We would have to scoop you up off the ground if you read the article a few months back that per data Mauer is underpaid throughout his career

 

[mr.hockey4242]

On that subject

Castro is not underpaid.

He is horrendous.

Garver please

 

[Nosferatu]

We would have to scoop you up off the ground if you read the article a few months back that per data Mauer is underpaid throughout his career

I just sharted at that nonsense!

 

[Nosferatu]

On that subject

Castro is not underpaid.

He is horrendous.

Garver please

But but but he can frame pitches! lolzzz

 

[mr.hockey4242]

But but but he can frame pitches! lolzzz

Lol if only that helped blocking balls in the dirt

And if only we weren’t allowing only 3 runs total in Garvers 3 starts!!!

 

[mr.hockey4242]

I just sharted at that nonsense!

Ha seriously

It said during the $161 mil he’s made this contract his value has been worth $116 mil

But during his first contract he got paid $34 mil with a value of like $180 mil or some shit

 

[mr.hockey4242]

Mauer!!!!!

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

Ha seriously

It said during the $161 mil he’s made this contract his value has been worth $116 mil

But during his first contract he got paid $34 mil with a value of like $180 mil or some shit

All he does is slap singles and pick up RBIs.... amirite @Nosferatu???

 

[mr.hockey4242]

All he does is slap singles and pick up RBIs.... amirite @Nosferatu???

If every player on our team was currently hitting like Mauer we’d have the best offense ever assembled


And no home runs

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

If every player on our team was currently hitting like Mauer we’d have the best offense ever assembled


And no home runs

Do they have a homer with a man on base yet???

 

[mr.hockey4242]

Do they have a homer with a man on base yet???

A few two run homers

But don’t think we got a 3 run shot. And definitely no granny.

Pretty amazing. We are 7-4 in 1st and it’s been carried by.....our rotation.

 

[Win TWINS!!!]

A few two run homers

But don’t think we got a 3 run shot. And definitely no granny.

Pretty amazing. We are 7-4 in 1st and it’s been carried by.....our rotation.

We've scored 4 runs or more in every game, but 1, and we were shutout in that game. It's been pretty balanced, even with the 11-4 loss and 9-8 win.

 

[mr.hockey4242]

We've scored 4 runs or more in every game, but 1, and we were shutout in that game. It's been pretty balanced, even with the 11-4 loss and 9-8 win.

The offense hasn’t been good tho.

We’ve hit really poorly with men on base. We have a lot of guys with low averages. We’ve had a couple big innings that have helped thanks to some shaky opposing pitching/defense. And a lot of the games have been 4 exactly.

Kinda just alludes to the point. We are scoring enough to win with most guys struggling. Could be really good when the offense heats up.

 

[PnkPanther]

2,000 hits for Joe

 

[Hauvea]

Grats to Mauer. Aint my favorite, but still, grats on 2000.

Got to do something about all of those wasted opportunities with men on base though.