2017 NBA Offseason Thread

[Mecca]

Most kids choose to pattern their games after their favorite NBA players. I choose to pattern mine after Woody Harrelson.

Probably not the best choice in hindsight.

Billy Ho was badass though!

Not to be racist.....

But, if Blake Griffin really remakes white men can't jump, which guy does he play?

* looks around uncomfortably *



Stop messing with my childhood movies. They are doing another Scarface too.

 

[DJ]

The Celtics might very well be the favorites out the East next year too.

Been thinking this since Heyward committed to Boston.

 

[DJ]

Done and it's 96 degrees.

 

[DJ]

WTF di you tag me? WTF does this got to do with me?

Last I checked I'm not a Cavs fan...

You were preaching players should remain loyal to their teams.......damn, you're really a dumbass.

 

[Black Adam]

Yep, and it's probably all that mean old @tlance fault.

lmao, dude ain't nothin' but a cyber-bully anyhow. shame on him for making blubber boy cry...

 

[Vyle203]

Not to be racist.....

But, if Blake Griffin really remakes white men can't jump, which guy does he play?

* looks around uncomfortably *



Stop messing with my childhood movies. They are doing another Scarface too.

Blake can play Raymond. Go to his car, get his other gun, shoot everybody's ass.

 

[Black Adam]

* looks around uncomfortably *



Stop messing with my childhood movies. They are doing another Scarface too.

hehehe...

 

[tlance]

Not to be racist.....

But, if Blake Griffin really remakes white men can't jump, which guy does he play?

* looks around uncomfortably *



Stop messing with my childhood movies. They are doing another Scarface too.

LOL.

You kind of have to look like a scrub to play the Woody role. Blake does not.

I am thinking somebody like Steve Nash, but he is too old.

 

[Vyle203]

LOL.

You kind of have to look like a scrub to play the Woody role. Blake does not.

I am thinking somebody like Steve Nash, but he is too old.

Blake can't play Billy Ho. Who the hell would believe that a 6'10" dude built like a mack truck has never played basketball.

 

[tlance]

Blake can't play Billy Ho. Who the hell would believe that a 6'10" dude built like a mack truck has never played basketball.

You know what the best part of that movie was?

Just about every basketball movie from that era had actors who couldn't play a lick. Snipes and Harrelson could play enough to make it look real.

 

[Vyle203]

You know what the best part of that movie was?

Just about every basketball movie from that era had actors who couldn't play a lick. Snipes and Harrelson could play enough to make it look real.

Yep. Harrelson especially.

 

[msgkings322]

LOL.

You kind of have to look like a scrub to play the Woody role. Blake does not.

I am thinking somebody like Steve Nash, but he is too old.

Dellavadova

 

[mick7-1961]

Im Soooooooooooooooorrrry, Mickey Bad Arse!

I'm gonna rob a jewelry store and get 'em to make me a grill !

 

[tlance]

Dellavadova

I actually thought about him. LOL.

 

[msgkings322]

I actually thought about him. LOL.

Him or Barea

 

[Vyle203]

Dellavadova

Yes!!!!

 

[Mecca]

Blake can't play Billy Ho. Who the hell would believe that a 6'10" dude built like a mack truck has never played basketball.

You know what the best part of that movie was?

Just about every basketball movie from that era had actors who couldn't play a lick. Snipes and Harrelson could play enough to make it look real.

Dellavadova

The answer is obvious....

Justin Bieber and Kevin Hart...

#Comedy

Ps. Kyle Lowry should be shame he let a 5'4 actor pack his shit.

 

[TJL]

From what I understand, Wall/Beal absolutely hate each other and it's come to blows in the locker room before.

 

[tlance]

From what I understand, Wall/Beal absolutely hate each other and it's come to blows in the locker room before.

I think that is true.

What's it got to do with White Men Can't Jump though?

 

[Vyle203]

I think that is true.

What's it got to do with White Men Can't Jump though?

Absolutely nothing. But I would like to say publicly that I think Wall would beat Beal to death.