MLB Daily Thread: 10.6.15: Yankees season end tonight

[Used 2 B Hu]

I hope Tanaka goes all Yamamoto tonight and fist fucks that Keuchel faggot. Goddamned freak, with his stupid fucking name and his stupid fucking Mohamed beard.

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Look at that ugly son of a bitch. Mother fucker should be getting waterboarded at Guantanamo, not starting the Wild Card game.

Brah...bksballer...remember?

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Now it makes sense

Ellsbury vs Kuechel
2-7

Gardner vs Kuechel
0-5


Oh Wait, no it doesnt

Girardi's Binder does it again!

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

"Well, Michael, you know we just want to get Gardy going. We're a better ball club with him in there. He can be a real catalyst for us."

Or something like that.

press conference, first 5 questions on this topic

"It was a tough call, it really came down to Gardners body of work against Lefties vs Ellsbury's"

That all he has for us

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Dirt, I'm leaving work in a few, tell your wife to come over later if she needs some consoling after you start throwing barstools and breaking off taps

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

You got it Hu

Send over your wife as soon as mine arrives

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

She should be on her way already??? I'll text her...

 

[Cyder]

A little befuddling to me, too.

Gardner has better numbers against lefties. Not in the last 6 weeks but overall for the season.

 

[Cyder]

Now it makes sense

Ellsbury vs Kuechel
2-7

Gardner vs Kuechel
0-5


Oh Wait, no it doesnt

They have both been absolute shit lately and I don't believe Ells is any better of a CF than Gardy. My only feeling is that Ells is the much better base stealer and Girardi will use him strategically late in a close game to pinch run.

 

[Cyder]

They have both been absolute shit lately and I don't believe Ells is any better of a CF than Gardy. My only feeling is that Ells is the much better base stealer and Girardi will use him strategically late in a close game to pinch run.

And Gardner' s OPS is 100 points higher for the season. At this point they've been so bad we're arguing over the least vicious serial killer

 

[chappee11]

press conference, first 5 questions on this topic

"It was a tough call, it really came down to Gardners body of work against Lefties vs Ellsbury's"

That all he has for us

Better he should have just pounded on the podium and said "because I'm the goddamn motherfucking manager of the Yankees, that's why!"

 

[chappee11]

They have both been absolute shit lately and I don't believe Ells is any better of a CF than Gardy. My only feeling is that Ells is the much better base stealer and Girardi will use him strategically late in a close game to pinch run.

They already have that extra OF who is super-fast on the roster. Some guy I've never heard of....

 

[BUD]

Yanks-6
Stros-4

 

[bksballer89]

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Lost my over.

But on the bright side...

 

[moxie]

The first rule of the reverse double jinx is you don't talk about the reverse double jinx

 

[Villain]

Talking about how unpopular Matt Harvey is in the Mets lockeroom

Trade him to the Dodgers!

By the way, is it just me or is Matt Harvey starting to pork up? Homeboy got "dad bod" going. Get him on the Dodgers and Gabe Kapler will make him skinny again.