MLB Daily Thread: 04/10/2015: Resistance is Futile

[Used 2 B Hu]

Resisting tGey is apparently futile on this board. WTF does Star Trek have to do with beisbol?

Uhhh, quite a lot, actually. See, first -- um, well, there's that thing...

Ahh screwit. Nothing to do with baseball.

 

[Inquisitor95]

Resisting tGey is apparently futile on this board. WTF does Star Trek have to do with beisbol?

Yesterday's thread was merged with today's. So my joke about the Borg assimilating the Houston Astros got buried in the middle of everything.

 

[bksballer89]

Lmao I'm done

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Yesterday's thread was merged with today's. So my joke about the Borg assimilating the Houston Astros got buried in the middle of everything.

I liked yer joke, Handsome.

 

[moxie]

Where am I going to ask Hammer about the Padres loss to the Giants in their home opener?! This is so confusing!

 

[Inquisitor95]

I liked yer joke, Handsome.

 

[Inquisitor95]

Apparently I can't start a daily thread without disrupting the space-time continuum.

 

[Inquisitor95]

50 years ago yesterday, this hosted its first baseball game.

 

[tabascojet]

do people even follow the AL in houston??

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Is that what they called it?

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

50 years ago yesterday, this hosted its first baseball game.

Back when they used to ride the jack rabbits:

 

[Inquisitor95]

do people even follow the AL in houston??

I know someone who gave up being an Astros fan because they moved to the AL.

He cannot stand the DH. Not sure if he got a new team but he only follows NL baseball.

 

[WhiteMamba]

Mornin

That run differential sure did take a shit last night eh?

@TDs3nOut

 

[HammerDown]

Anyone just see Shaqtin' A Fool where he showed Kendrick Perkins with a 9-step travel? Truly beyond belief. 9 steps right in front of the ref, never dribbled once.

 

[Rock Strongo]

Back when they used to ride the jack rabbits:

i believe you mean jackalopes

 

[cerealboi]

i believe you mean jackalopes

Jackalopes have horns/antlers.

 

[cerealboi]

Awwwwww

 

[Rock Strongo]

Jackalopes have horns/antlers.

yes they do

but id ride one over a regular ole rabbit

more manly

 

[cerealboi]

Fuckin' Bruins, eh rock?

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Awwwwww

Yeah, they're cute when they're little, but then they start getting too big and people flush em down the toilet, and now we can't go into the sewers anymore