Omar's Top 100 Movies of All Time

[chf]

I guess that's why there are films for everyone. It sucked for me.

Eh, I get it - give me hyperbole or give me death.

Everything has got to be awesome or awful.

Meh.

 

[moxie]

I sucked three dicks to get my voice that high for the video, and you're going to insinuate I'm a dirty, monkey-voting black man! YOU are the one who is incorrigible, Moxie!!!

Lies. Your voice doesn't get high from sucking too much penis, it gets raspy.




A friend told me.

 

[Clayton]

#33. The Dark Knight Rises

This is a painfully awful movie with maybe 2 or 3 good scenes.

I'm not even sure it would be #33 on my top superhero movies of all time.

 

[Omar 382]

This is a painfully awful movie with maybe 2 or 3 good scenes.

I'm not even sure it would be #33 on my top superhero movies of all time.

 

[beardown07]

This list sucks sweaty cocks. Like cocks that have been fighting crime in a rubber suit all day, sweaty cocks.

 

[Clayton]

Bane breaks into Wall St and steals all of Bruce Wayne's money? C'mon man.

All of the cops get trapped underground in the sewers? C'mon man.

Bruce's big thing to overcome is making a jump while crippled which raises many questions none of which are interesting.

Batman gets his butt kicked all movie.

 

[Center Ice]

Eh, I get it - give me hyperbole or give me death.

Everything has got to be awesome or awful.

Meh.

 

[Omar 382]

Bane breaks into Wall St and steals all of Bruce Wayne's money? C'mon man.

All of the cops get trapped underground in the sewers? C'mon man.

Bruce's big thing to overcome is making a jump while crippled which raises many questions none of which are interesting.

Batman gets his butt kicked all movie.

To each their own. I loved the movie

 

[chf]

Raise.

 

[Clayton]

To each their own. I loved the movie

I guess the coming of age Nolan movie with Batman riding off into the sunset with his waifu Catwoman and his dad Alfred really could've been a good movie but it was executed poorly. And even if it was executed correctly, I feel like the whole idea is a massacre of the Batman universe.

 

[beardown07]

This list sucks so many dicks it needs a pimp.

 

[beardown07]

 

[Cedrique]

Gran Torino was a very good movie, but no way in hell could I give it a perfect score, if for nothing else than the acting.

Also, I LOVED Dark Knight, but best movie ever???

And the entire concept of rating a movie imediately after watching it and locking it in is a flawed rating system. A movie cannot gain a perfect score after a single viewing. Part of it being "perfect" is standing up to multiple viewings and how it stands up to the test of time.

By that criteria number 1 for me is Goodfellas

 

[beardown07]

This list is so gay, it should be scrap-booked and the the pages laminated in semen.

 

[Cave_Johnson]

Cave Johnson's Top 5:

1. Dirty Work
2. Half Baked
3. Dumb and Dumberer
4. The Shawshank Redemption
5. The Aristocrats

 

[Cedrique]

Is there something wrong with me if I have "Copland" in my top 100 movies?

 

[Omar 382]

Is there something wrong with me if I have "Copland" in my top 100 movies?

Not at all, especially considering the "You Blew It" scene. I actually haven't seen the movie, but that scene is fucking classic. But that's De Niro post-1990. I only now watch and thoroughly enjoy 1990 and pre-1990 De Niro*

*Heat being the one exception. He was great in that movie (just 3/5 overall though)

 

[SDPaddlefish]

This is what happens when you binge on Dexedrine. I made a top 100 list of all movies, all time. As many of you know, I rate all movies I see on a scale from 0-5 with half stars after I watch them. For this list, I started at movies I ranked 5/5; ordered them, then 4.5/5; ordered them, and so on. I got down to some movies in the 3.5/5 territory to complete the list. Tear it apart, love it, I don't care, just let me know what you think. Without further ado, here is the list!

1. The Dark Knight
2. The Departed
3. Arrival
4. Training Day
5. Spider-Man 2
6. Batman Begins
7. End of Watch
8. King of Comedy
9. Gran Torino
10. The Prestige
11. Blood Diamond
12. American Gangster
13. Inglorious Basterds
14. Flight
15. Shutter Island
16. Unbreakable
17. Prisoners
18. Pulp Fiction
19. The Revenant
20. Gladiator
21. Horrible Bosses
22. The Avengers
23. Vertigo
24. Shotgun Stories
25. Moneyball
26. About Schmidt
27. The Hateful Eight
28. Insomnia (2002)
29. The Aviator
30. The Man Who Shot Liberty Valence
31. Captain Phillips
32. This is the End
33. The Dark Knight Rises
34. Django Unchained
35. Pineapple Express
36. Reservoir Dogs
37. 99 Homes
38. Spider-Man
39. The Hunger Games
40. Looper
41. Eye in the Sky
42. Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire
43. The Shawshank Redemption
44. Captain America: The Winter Soldier
45. Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban
46. Drive
47. Chinatown
48. Miller’s Crossing
49. Take Shelter
50. V For Vendetta
51. The Big Short
52. The Untouchables
53. A Clockwork Orange
54. Memento
55. All The Way
56. 25th Hour
57. Goodfellas
58. The Usual Suspects
59. Inception
60. Boogie Nights
61. Barton Fink
62. American Beauty
63. Captain America: Civil War
64. True Romance
65. Infernal Affairs
66. Misery
67. Gangster Squad
68. Miracle Mile (2004)
69. Source Code
70. Sling Blade
71. Minority Report
72. Terminator 2: Judgement Day
73. 8 Mile
74. Interstellar
75. Trumbo
76. Boyz n the Hood
77. The World’s End
78. Fight Club
79. Up
80. The Matrix
81. Requiem for a Dream
82. Captain America: The First Avenger
83. Bourne Identity
84. Selma
85. The Thing
86. Donnie Brasco
87. Magnolia
88. Barry Lyndon
89. The Glengarry Glen Ross
90. 10 Cloverfield Lane
91. Zodiac
92. Taxi Driver
93. Southpaw
94. Triple 9
95. The Godfather: Part II
96. Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Flint Street
97. Straight Outta Compton
98. The Infiltrator
99. The Drop
100. Sicario

Any list of top movies has to have Godfathers I and II and Patton, probably in the top 10. Doesn't look like you're into westerns at all.

 

[Omar 382]

Any list of top movies has to have Godfathers I and II and Patton, probably in the top 10. Doesn't look like you're into westerns at all.

I have seen a few, but yeah, only one made the list

 

[calsnowskier]

So @beardown07 what do you think of this list? I have been waiting for you to weigh in...