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You have to see (or maybe you don't) this story to believe it...

Iowa grants gun permits to the blind

You've got to hear it, to believe it.


Jokes on the first blind guy who uses his gun to commit suicide:

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^^^^I think I heard that Tyler Sequin owns one of those guns?
 

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At first I thought this story would be cheesy, but now I feel bad for that poor woman. I hope the people responsible feel bad and ask Cheesus for forgiveness.

Rats off to the Canadian Press for bringing this story out into the open.

I was goign to comment that your post was in poor taste but I think thats what you want. I am not going to take the bait and get stuck in that trap.

You have to see (or maybe you don't) this story to believe it...

Iowa grants gun permits to the blind

Oh, so you dont think blind people should have their constitional rights?*

























*i bet some people would seriously argue this
 

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Raw: Woman caught smuggling drugs in fake belly


22 years old and its all over. this is sad to me today. I know its nothing unusual but jesus what brings you to take such risk. colombian prison wow

I keep thinking of the song by Glenn Frey:

There's trouble on the streets tonight,
I can feel it in my bones.
I had a premonition,
That he should not go alone.
I knew the gun was loaded,
But I didn't think he'd kill.
Everything exploded,
And the blood began to spill.
So baby, here's your ticket,
Put the suitcase in your hand.
Here's a little money now,
Do it just the way we planned.
You be cool for twenty hours
And I'll pay you twenty grand.
I'm sorry it went down like this,
And someone had to lose,
It's the nature of the business,
It's the smuggler's blues.
Smuggler's Blues

The sailors and pilots,
The soldiers and the law,
The pay offs and the rip offs,
And the things nobody saw.
No matter if it's heroin, cocaine, or hash,
You've got to carry weapons
Cause you always carry cash.
There's lots of shady characters,
Lots of dirty deals.
Ev'ry name's an alias
In case somebody squeals.
It's the lure of easy money,
It's gotta very strong appeal.


Perhaps you'd understand it better
Standin' in my shoes,
It's the ultimate enticement,
It's the smuggler's blues,
Smuggler's blues.

See it in the headlines,
You hear it ev'ry day.
They say they're gonna stop it,
But it doesn't go away.
They move it through Miami, sell it in L.A.,
They hide it up in Telluride,
I mean it's here to stay.
It's propping up the governments in Colombia and Peru,
You ask any D.E.A. man,
He'll say There's nothin' we can do,
From the office of the President,
Right down to me and you, me and you.

It's a losing proposition,
But one you can't refuse.
It's the politics of contraband,
It's the smuggler's blues,
Smuggler's blues.



Otherwise intelligent people make really, really bad choices when confronted with a huge payday for little work. I see it every day with people who "Process payments" from home, but are just laundering money. Smart people lose their homes because they thought "I can make 4 grand a month in my spare time!"

Meanwhile the people who orchestrate it all live free.
 

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I guess it's true then.

You can check out the Eagles songs but you can never leave?

i for one am shocked at this part

Should have told her to take it easy or else there was going to be a heartache tonight.

that guy really needed to check into the hotel california.

Life in the Fast Stab Lane?
 
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