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Clemson had to go and Clemson

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I always thought this was Clemsoning:


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Not a bad example.

Clemsoning is when they lose the games they should have won easily, usually by shooting themselves in the foot - much in the style of the image.
 

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Jakology had the most drawn out and gayest melt down of all time. It all started months before his band when he made a thread in the PFs crying about posters saying mean things about Bernie Sanders(the OP in that thread made Hoop history though, it is the only post to receive at least one of every rating including the useful rating).

Then came the lying sack of shit thread, where people were overwhelmingly supportive. And if you post on the NS thread, you're gonna be made fun of and there's not much that's off limits, so of course he was the butt of many jokes, though we thought we were laughing with him, guess he thought we were laughing at him because not long after that he went off the deep end and met his e-maker.
 

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Wasn't he the one that had us post the GIF's of our teams for a specific week last season? That was pretty fun
 

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Wasn't he the one that had us post the GIF's of our teams for a specific week last season? That was pretty fun
Yup. I started that, but he'd post about 9 different crying gifs every time Georgia Tech got beat every week.
 

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I don't think Clemson choked. I think it was a matter of who was best able to take advantage of the breaks they got in the game, and Alabama just barely managed to do a better job of it than Clemson.

One thing's for sure: those were undeniably the best two teams in the country at season's end.
 

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I agree... Was Jakology Permanently Banned?

I don't think he's technically banned. Pretty sure @fordman84 just made it to where every time he tries to sign in, he gets redirected to meatspin(do not Google if you don't already know what it is)
 

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The best example of Clemsoning was a couple seasons ago when they played Florida State, Jameis Winston was suspended for the game, Clemson spent almost the entire first three quarters of the game in the Florida State red zone, and still somehow lost that mother fucker.
 

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I don't think he's technically banned. Pretty sure @fordman84 just made it to where every time he tries to sign in, he gets redirected to meatspin(do not Google if you don't already know what it is)
Man I laughed hard at that Fordman quote. "Right about now Jake is just logging onto the Hoop with nothing but a dick helicopter rotating on his screen." Or something to that extent. :pound:
 

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I don't think Clemson choked. I think it was a matter of who was best able to take advantage of the breaks they got in the game, and Alabama just barely managed to do a better job of it than Clemson.

One thing's for sure: those were undeniably the best two teams in the country at season's end.

Oh shit, he's back!
 

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Man I laughed hard at that Fordman quote. "Right about now Jake is just logging onto the Hoop with nothing but a dick helicopter rotating on his screen." Or something to that extent. :pound:

Jake tried too hard. A meltdown can't be forced. The reaction by Hammer and Ford and other posters were the most entertaining part.
 

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The best example of Clemsoning was a couple seasons ago when they played Florida State, Jameis Winston was suspended for the game, Clemson spent almost the entire first three quarters of the game in the Florida State red zone, and still somehow lost that mother fucker.

Florida State went undefeated that year though, when I think of Clemsoning, it would be like losing to an NC State or a team along those lines. Florida State Clemsoned last season when they played Georgia Tech.
 

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Florida State went undefeated that year though, when I think of Clemsoning, it would be like losing to an NC State or a team along those lines. Florida State Clemsoned last season when they played Georgia Tech.

And, you also have to realize that people like me who watched things like Phi Slamma Jamma lose the National Title and the Oilers blow a 35-3 lead.....

I think we should sue Clemson for gimmick infringement!

We was Houstoning long before they started Clemsoning!
 

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Man I laughed hard at that Fordman quote. "Right about now Jake is just logging onto the Hoop with nothing but a dick helicopter rotating on his screen." Or something to that extent. :pound:

lel, yeah I forgot about that.

Can't even remember the meltdown or what happened. Was he the one that said I made him blast off in a rocket ship or something?
 

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lel, yeah I forgot about that.

Can't even remember the meltdown or what happened. Was he the one that said I made him blast off in a rocket ship or something?

He's the one that broke every rule in the book and called you and Hammer pussies. Two threads.
 

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lel, yeah I forgot about that.

Can't even remember the meltdown or what happened. Was he the one that said I made him blast off in a rocket ship or something?
He's the one that broke every rule in the book and called you and Hammer pussies. Two threads.
Yeah. Posted one of the them on page 2 of this thread.
 
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