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Ikea Furniture or Hockey Player?

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In the spirit of games like "Dead of Canadian" comes the new game... Ikea Furniture or Hockey Player?Below are 10 pairs of names. For each pair, one is a hockey player and the other is something one can purchase at Ikea (no cheating).

Quote the post and put an *asterik in front of the name you believe to be the HOCKEY PLAYER. Good luck. I'll check back later to deliver answers. To make it fair (and funnier), quote and answer BEFORE you look at what others put.

Holtby ---- Sandby
Tommernes ---- Hemnes
Husvik ---- Dahlen
Almtorp ---- Ektorp
Dudero ---- Duba
Isala ---- Frk
Zizka ---- Gavik
Husvik ---- Hejduk
Hora ---- Besta
Soderberg ---- Soderhamn
 

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*Holtby ---- Sandby
*Tommernes ---- Hemnes
*Husvik ---- Dahlen
Almtorp ---- *Ektorp
Dudero ---- *Duba
Isala ---- *Frk
Zizka ---- *Gavik
Husvik ---- *Hejduk
*Hora ---- Besta
*Soderberg ---- Soderhamn

That was harder than I thought it was going to be.
 

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In the spirit of games like "Dead of Canadian" comes the new game... Ikea Furniture or Hockey Player?Below are 10 pairs of names. For each pair, one is a hockey player and the other is something one can purchase at Ikea (no cheating).

Quote the post and put an *asterik in front of the name you believe to be the HOCKEY PLAYER. Good luck. I'll check back later to deliver answers. To make it fair (and funnier), quote and answer BEFORE you look at what others put.

*Holtby ---- Sandby
Tommernes ---- *Hemnes
Husvik ---- *Dahlen
*Almtorp ---- Ektorp
Dudero ---- *Duba
Isala ---- *Frk
*Zizka ---- Gavik
Husvik ---- *Hejduk
Hora ---- *Besta
*Soderberg ---- Soderhamn

The sad thing is I have two of those Ikea pieces in my house right now.
 

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So as to not ruin it for anyone... I can say that for Slim and 43, one of you got 7 and one of you got 8.

I'll be surprised if someone can get a 10.

Out of curiosity, how many of the 10 were pure guesses for you guys?
 

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In the spirit of games like "Dead of Canadian" comes the new game... Ikea Furniture or Hockey Player?Below are 10 pairs of names. For each pair, one is a hockey player and the other is something one can purchase at Ikea (no cheating).

Quote the post and put an *asterik in front of the name you believe to be the HOCKEY PLAYER. Good luck. I'll check back later to deliver answers. To make it fair (and funnier), quote and answer BEFORE you look at what others put.

*Holtby ---- Sandby
*Tommernes ---- Hemnes
Husvik ---- *Dahlen
*Almtorp ---- Ektorp
*Dudero ---- Duba (toughie)
Isala ---- *Frk
*Zizka ---- Gavik
Husvik ---- *Hejduk
*Hora ---- Besta
*Soderberg ---- Soderhamn

considering i was there last night ... looking at besta shelving units and buying a Ramsjo plinth/filler strip for my Pax wardrobe/closet for our mudroom ... i should have no excuses for failing
 

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Five were not guesses. And one was based on the fact that I have the furniture in my house.
 

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*Holtby ---- Sandby
*Tommernes ---- Hemnes
Husvik ---- *Dahlen
*Almtorp ---- Ektorp
Dudero ---- *Duba
Isala ---- *Frk
*Zizka ---- Gavik
Husvik ---- *Hejduk
*Hora ---- Besta
*Soderberg ---- Soderhamn
 

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i can say that only 1 was a total guess for me
 

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4 were total guesses for me. I just tried to pronounce each name in 'announcer goal call' fashion and picked the one that seemed to fit better.
 

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In the spirit of games like "Dead of Canadian" comes the new game... Ikea Furniture or Hockey Player?Below are 10 pairs of names. For each pair, one is a hockey player and the other is something one can purchase at Ikea (no cheating).

Quote the post and put an *asterik in front of the name you believe to be the HOCKEY PLAYER. Good luck. I'll check back later to deliver answers. To make it fair (and funnier), quote and answer BEFORE you look at what others put.

*Holtby ---- Sandby
*Tommernes ---- Hemnes
Husvik ---- *Dahlen
Almtorp ---- *Ektorp
Dudero ---- *Duba
Isala ---- *Frk
*Zizka ---- Gavik
Husvik ---- *Hejduk
*Hora ---- Besta
*Soderberg ---- Soderhamn

how'd i do?

edit: 5 were guesses
 

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considering i was there last night ... looking at besta shelving units and buying a Ramsjo plinth/filler strip for my Pax wardrobe/closet for our mudroom ... i should have no excuses for failing

You sure? Thought he played for the Blues. ;)

I have some Besta units underneath my TV - they work really nice. I drilled some holes in the back and they hide all the wires and everything really nicely. Kinda like this, but no stone wall...

stonewall.jpg
 

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*Holtby ---- Sandby
Tommernes ----* Hemnes
Husvik ---- *Dahlen
Almtorp ---- *Ektorp
Dudero ---- *Duba
Isala ---- *Frk
Zizka ---- *Gavik
Husvik ---- *Hejduk
*Hora ---- Besta
*Soderberg ---- Soderhamn
 

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Alright, if people read the thread they are going to spoil it for themselves anyway, so give me 10 minutes and I'll post your scores for everyone that answers by 3:15. Then I gotta get back to work for a bit.
 

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You sure? Thought he played for the Blues. ;)

I have some Besta units underneath my TV - they work really nice. I drilled some holes in the back and they hide all the wires and everything really nicely. Kinda like this, but no stone wall...

stonewall.jpg

Do I get bonus points for choosing the Don Cherry pronunciation of Allen Bester's name?

:L
 

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i always loved the cardboard tvs used in ikea display suites ... (later recyled as filler for the meatballs in the cafeteria)
 

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i see some 9s and 10s from the cheaters (im looking at you dash)
 

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Btw, do Canadians know about "Dead or Canadian?"...

...or is that like an American secret I wasn't supposed to tell them. Shit, NSA is gonna be ALL OVER my celly now.
 
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