Series Thread: 2023 Lions official draft thread

[ANGELAKERAMS]

Holmes claimed that "several teams text him after Gibbs saying he would not make it to 18"

While we are lying I would like the world to know I have a 23 inch penis

Be careful how you use that thing.

That’s a dangerous weapon.

 

[Edonidd]

Holmes claimed that "several teams text him after Gibbs saying he would not make it to 18"

While we are lying I would like the world to know I have a 23 inch penis

I dunno. That extra 5 inches seems like maybe too much. Can you even wear shorts? Or ride a bicycle?

 

[elguapo]

If Lions take Mayer at 34 we will need a wellness check on @broncosmitty

He is not the only 1, I am utterly disappointed in our entire draft. We got shafted on the 6-12 swap, took a guy 25 spots too high with the 12, took a guy 20 spots too high with the 18 Still have CB, DT and Guard issues. 2 of those should have been done in first, campbell with early 2nd rd pick and then take chances on guys.

 

[Old Lion]

Porter/Branch/Torrence/AA/LaPorta/Michael Wilson.

I would add Benton to that list. There is a pretty big drop off after him and AA for IDL. Maybe Ika.

I want Darnell Washington at 48.

 

[Zwalt]

I dunno. That extra 5 inches seems like maybe too much. Can you even wear shorts? Or ride a bicycle?

Don't know if he can ride a bike, but he does have his own kickstand.

 

[Mebert]

I would add Benton to that list. There is a pretty big drop off after him and AA for IDL. Maybe Ika.

I want Darnell Washington at 48.

I think benton duplicates a lot of McNeil. We need a 3tech. Unless they want to try McNeil there. He showed some real talent at getting into the backfield

 

[Mebert]

Well it wasn't Mayer......

 

[broncosmitty]

If Lions take Mayer at 34 we will need a wellness check on @broncosmitty

Maybe I’ll like our next GM better.

This one can fuck right off.

 

[Mebert]

Maybe I’ll like our next GM better.

This one can fuck right off.

Honestly Mayer was my floor pick, and they crawled under the damn house to make it worse

 

[Rob]

What the F is this guy doing?

Holmes is good at picking mid round talent, but he shouldn't be choosing them in the top 40 picks.

 

[Mebert]

What the F is this guy doing?

Holmes is good at picking mid round talent, but he shouldn't be choosing them in the top 40 picks.

At least no injury red flags yet. Positive thoughts!

 

[Edonidd]

I think the Lions Front office got together this off-season and was like: "Can you believe we still have fans? Losing doesn't even affect them anymore, what else can we take away? I know, these losers get excited for the draft every year no matter what, let's fuck this up as much as we can and take that from them too."

I'm onto them now.
48. I expect a punter. Probably Australian rules style.
55. Probably a soccer player who they intend to make their kicker. May or may not be a female. Sometimes it's hard to tell with soccer players.

 

[Old Lion]

Honestly Mayer was my floor pick, and they crawled under the damn house to make it worse

Exactly the type of TE I didnt want. Cant block worth a lick. We might as well have kept Hock

 

[Rob]

Exactly the type of TE I didnt want. Cant block worth a lick. We might as well have kept Hock

And I don't think he is a good receiver either. Waste of a pick. We now have two James Mitchell's.

 

[Edonidd]

If we wanted white boys from Iowa, why didn't we at least take the good one at #12 instead of rbbc.

 

[broncosmitty]

Honestly Mayer was my floor pick, and they crawled under the damn house to make it worse

Hooker still there waiting to not make the team on the field better.

 

[Mebert]

Hooker still there waiting to not make the team on the field better.

And he comes with medical red flags. A true Holmes guy

 

[Mebert]

Exactly the type of TE I didnt want. Cant block worth a lick. We might as well have kept Hock

You never know, they could use 48 on a te that CAN block

 

[Old Lion]

And I don't think he is a good receiver either. Waste of a pick. We now have two James Mitchell's.

He is a good receiver but not really a fit for our offense. Mitchell did not drop a pass last year and his blocking is decent now. Laporta is just a replacement for Zylstra.

 

[Old Lion]

You never know, they could use 48 on a te that CAN block

We better be drafting defense with the next 2 picks or we will be paying out some money for more FAs.